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[definingfuture]

Sometimes I wonder if you're just doing this out of spite.

That's it, isn't it? You know that's unhealthy.

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[definingfuture]

[It's a reflex. Sorry, Bruce.]

No- I, uh, I didn't mean you exactly...

[mightiestgreen]

[Hey, no worries.]

So...someone else is blaming you for stuff?

[definingfuture]

[Oh, only everyone. You know. Because he gets himself in trouble like that.]

I think my mun has made it a personal joke.

[mightiestgreen]

Ah. [He sees.]

[Maybe Tony should find a situation where he's not to blame? Like a meme or something?]

No. Don't take the hint.

[definingfuture]

Having problems?

[See, he's kind of amused by that. Not maliciously, but it's just a meme, right?]

[mightiestgreen]

[Bruce is looking slightly annoyed.]

It's bad enough the Hulk talks in my head and vice versa...

[And then there's the mun :3]

She just encourages him to break stuff too. It's not right. [Now look who's complaining.]

[definingfuture]

Well, that just means she likes you.

[Ringing endorsement right there.]

She wants you to have fun. [Pause.] And break stuff. Not important stuff?

[mightiestgreen]

[Deadpan Bruce]

I don't do 'fun'.

I don't know, the usual. Tanks, cars, buses....buildings.

[definingfuture]

Yet. You don't do fun yet.

[Ah...hahaha.... oh.]

Well, maybe she just needs... something different. A distraction. You know, something you can do that doesn't involve smashing.

[mightiestgreen]

[Butbutbut...canon]

*sigh* Okay, technically I'm not supposed to be around so much. It's supposed to be Hulk...on account I made a deal with him so he'd join Avengers.

[definingfuture]

Do technicalities really count in memes? I mean, if you want to get literal, most of the things that happen shouldn't to begin with.

[He's just trying to help.]

But it's really what you want to do.

[mightiestgreen]

[Hm.]

[And Bruce is impressed at last.] You must have found a valid unarguable point.

[definingfuture]

Not really. Well, I guess we've come to a kind of understanding.

And it could always be worse.

[mightiestgreen]

[groan] You had to say it.

If General Ross comes over that hill next, then I am blaming you. [He's kidding, really. I know, it's hard to tell with Bruce.]

[definingfuture]

If Ross comes over the next hill, I'll greet him myself.

But I haven't jinxed us yet, so I think we're okay.

[mightiestgreen]

[And now you get a smile.]

I'd appreciate that.

[It's still a little surreal to have the guys on his 'side' as it were.]

[definingfuture]

[Victory! He knew you could do it.]

No problem. I'm pretty sure most people want to punch him after they've met him.

[Well, he deserves people on his side.]

[mightiestgreen]

[His side always seems like the wrong side of the law.]

I'm sure someone must like him.

[This line of talk he could do all day. Bashing the General.]

[definingfuture]

[This Tony is on the wrong side of everyone, so... at least Bruce has that?]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure there are people who like him.

You can pay people enough to like pretty much anything these days.

[mightiestgreen]

[Now he might just keep this smile for awhile.]

That's probably it.

[Mun is ignorant of this Tony's canon...so he should take advantage :)]

[definingfuture]

[Heh. Success at last.]

See? You can do it.

[mightiestgreen]

...be bitterly narcissistic about the people who don't like me?

[definingfuture]

Smile. But if we're going to talk about them, you can be bitterly satisfied that they're pretty much hated across the board anyway.

[mightiestgreen]

Oh.

[Bruce shrugs noncommittaly]

Sorry...I don't find much to smile about.

[No kidding, mun would love a smile icon.]

[definingfuture]

Well, we need to find you a reason.

[Not really trying to shove that on him, just... well. Everyone would be happier overall.]