dear_mun | (no subject)

Are you worried? I wouldn't be.

They lose steam eventually.

Is that so? Has yours lost 'steam' at any point? [Bruce would be skeptical because his mun happens to have TWO versions of him.]

Off and on. But we keep coming back, so I guess that's almost a no.

[Sorry, Bruce. You're well loved?]

[Well, he has to share headspace with a Betty Ross too, so its not all bad.]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

At least they don't ignore you.

[Keep counting the positives, big guy.]

It's better than being dumped.

I guess. [Don't mind Bruce, he's naturally bitter. Hulk is the grumpy one.]

What're you up to these days? Reinventing the internet?

There's always room for improvement, Banner. Although right now I'm aiming closer to home. Trying to remind my player not to destroy everything we touch.

You know, the usual.

[Bruce almost smiles. Almost.]

Sounds familiar.

[Mun makes full use of Hulk's ability to break things.]

Yeah... I guess you'd know something about that.

[You can do it, Bruce. Smile! Tony at least is amused.]

They have a tendency to go overboard if you don't watch them.

[But. If he smiles, his face might break. Or something.]

Very true.

[a beat]

I once woke up covered in icecream up to my elbows after smashing an icecream truck.

Edited 2013-03-24 08:53 (UTC)

[Wow.

Tony takes a moment to blink at Bruce, trying to find the right response to that.]

Everyone loves ice cream?

Apparently. [Even the Hulk.] Though...I think he took it personally with the music jingle. [That was the first thing to get smashed.]

Not his song, huh? [He laughs gently at that.]

[Nearly a smile again, you're getting closer Tony.]

Not really, no. Though I haven't really asked him what kind of music he would like anyway. [Probably whatever Bruce likes.]

[Does he get a cookie if he wins?]

I'm going to guess heavy metal, but maybe he'd surprise us. Who knows? He might be into something Classical.

Don't encourage him. [He'll...probably be more on the list of people Bruce and Hulk tolerate more than others?]

Why not? Classical is pretty good some of the time, and I like a good dose of bass.

[That works. He's just trying to keep the mood light.]

[Bruce appreciates the 'normal' talk.]

I don't have anything against classical...it's good for slower days. [i.e. when he's not the Hulk]

[Good, that's something they agree on.]

Right. So ice cream sundaes and Beethoven? I'll remember that the next time we need a slow day.

I'm thinking any food would do really. So long as it was edible.

You make it sound simple.

Simple is good. I like simple.

You're the one that likes complicated things.

I don't like it... It's just the way things are.

[Okay, maybe that's not exactly true.]

It's the way things are...around you. [pointing out the flaw in your theory]

...Okay. Point.

But it's not just because of me. Not all the time.