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So you want to see a few more people from my universe, huh? I'm not sure why, 8ecause you already play the 8est troll in existence, 8ut I can roll with this! And you know what else I can do? I can help. That's right, I'm trying out this "I scratch your 8ack, you scratch mine" thing. And since you've actually 8een a pretty good player-mun-whatever l8ly, I've decided to fill up our cast for you. That's right, COMPLETELY fill it up, with every last character still availa8le (there are like 100 8y this point, right?). Oh sure, you might think that's unreaona8le and that it would overwhelm the game. You might say that plenty of them aren't even appa8le! You may just 8e primarily looking for a couple more people you think would 8e particularly interesting to play me against. Yadda yadda yadda, 8oring 8oring 8oring. You know what Iiiiiiii think? I think you're not aiming nearly high enough! Go 8ig or go home, right? Yeah!
So how am I going to acquire a full cast for you, you may ask?
Watch and learn. ::::)
So there you have it! I'm 800% positive we are well on our way to filling up every single one of those 50+ empty slots, 8ecause who WOULDN'T want to take advantage of an opportunity like this? 8ut no need to thank me, the way I know you're just dying to. This is a favor from me to you. In return, just be sure to make my life awesome.
Or else. :::;)
So how am I going to acquire a full cast for you, you may ask?
Watch and learn. ::::)
Hey, you!
Yeah, you. You reading this!
Unless your name is Dave, Davesprite, Dirk, Gamzee, Jade, Jake, Jane, John, Karkat, Nepeta, Rose, Roxy, Tavros, Terezi, or Vriska,adstringendum is sorely lacking in you. Doesn't that suck? I think it sucks! Or, if you're one of the people I don't actually give a shit a8out, it at least doesn't NOT suck. And 8ecause my player wants all of you (what a 8leeding heart, right?), I have decided to formally extend an open invit8ion to my game.
That's right, MY game. I'm willing to let you 8orrow it for a while, though.
Luckily, I have prewritten the 8etter part of an applic8ion to help you get started. You're welcome!
Name:
Personal Journal:
Contact:
Other Characters Played:
Are you 18 or over?
^ Make your player fill this part out themselves. It's 8oring, and no8ody cares a8out it! You aren't o8lig8ed to give a shit.
Canon: Homestuck! Yeah!!!!!!!!
Character: Your name goes here. If you can't do this part on your own, there's no help for you. ::::(
Timeline: Let'e 8e real, we all know this is going to 8e "some future 8ullshit time point that Vriska doesn't care a8out". It always is.
Personality: This should 8e your favorite part, 8ecause who doesn't like to talk a8out themselves? Unfortun8ly, I don't like to talk a8out any of you, so I ain't helping with this.
Background: For most of you, this is going to 8e "shit happened and then I died". Insert details as needed.
Abilities/Additional Notes: Not as cool as Vriska's. :::;)
Sample Journal Post:
If you're a troll, pick from one of the following. If you're not a troll, you're on your own! I don't know you well enough to write one for you, so you'll have to do your own work for once.
0_0 vriska, what are y0u d0ing
n0t that i really care
because i d0nt care ab0ut anything
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oh my god 2erket you're 2uch an iidiiot. 2eriiou2ly, thii2 ii2 the dumbe2t thiing. 2top iit riight now.
I Have To Agree With Sollux Vriska
I Am Concerned About Your Life Choices
Why Dont You Sit Down And Tell Me What Led You To Do This So That I Can Frown And Lecture And Tell You Exactly What You Did Wrong Like A Big Fussy Know-It-All
Thats Right Vriska
Relent
Releeeeeeeent
D --> Oh my
D --> Vriska
D --> You are an entire rung lower than me on the hemospectrum
D --> Are you really adopting my quirk
D --> This is so scandalous and l00d
D --> I
D --> I think I need
D --> A whole LAUNDRY block's worth of towels
so youre wwriting in my quirk noww huh
thats tantamount to hitting on me isnt it
does that mean you wwant to get back together
just checking
O)( my cod Vriska, )(ow ---EXCITING! A game! I think I'm going to finish my application RIGHT NOW, and everybubbly else should too! 38D
uHH, vRISKA,
iM NOT SO SURE THIS IS, uH, a GOOD IDEA,
sOME MIGHT SAY YOU'RE, uHHHH, bEING A LITTLE INSULTING,,,,
(SPECIAL NOTE: Tavros is not actually up for gra8s. He's just fun to imit8.)
Sample RP:
W8, they want ANOTHER one? Fuck this shit, those first-person samples were 8rilliant and good enough to stand on their own.
Got all that? See, it's not as hard as it looks! In fact, I've done most of the work for you. You have no excuses anymore, so hop to it!
So there you have it! I'm 800% positive we are well on our way to filling up every single one of those 50+ empty slots, 8ecause who WOULDN'T want to take advantage of an opportunity like this? 8ut no need to thank me, the way I know you're just dying to. This is a favor from me to you. In return, just be sure to make my life awesome.
Or else. :::;)

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ok got to give you a highfive for this one
its a p neatidea
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*nobody
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I AM NOT READING THIS SHIT.
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........ Oh god, douchey guys who type in all caps. You're not a future Karkat, are you?????????
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ALSO. YOu WILL NOTICE.
I DON'T TYPE IN "ALL CAPS".
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(also can you guess who I am) (hint: I gravitate towards assholes in suspenders)
GIVE ME ANOTHER HINT :P
haa haa hee hee hooetcetera i'm so devious.
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I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE BY THE WAY
gfjhhgj sorry HI IT'S NAEM
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as in they arent much at all
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iN ORDER TO REST THE CHERRY UPON THE x2 tEAM cHARGE sMACKDOWN,
oF WELL-DESERVED ROLEPLAY CRITICISM,
i FEEL WE NEED TO DO A REALLY EXCELLENT HIGH FIVE,
sO,
*tAVROS GRINS AND RAISES AN ARM,*
hIGH FIVE, }:) *hE SAYS,*
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i agree with your suggestion
and so
*aradia smiles and raises one of her own hands*
*which she then uses to finish a team charge high five*
:)
but really i dont even ribbit anymore
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yESSSSS,
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iN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS, vRISKA DID GET STOLEN FROM THE TIMELINE FROM BACK WHEN WE WERE PLAYING sgrub,
bEFORE THE, eR,
eVENT, tHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU,
sO SHE JUST REMEMBERS THE aRADIA THAT WAS REALLY DISTANT, aND UNFRIENDLY, aND A DEAD ROBOT, nOT THE ONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN THINGS LIKE FRIENDSHIP ACTIVITIES,
just so you know I have zero problems with threadjacking OOCly, so don't feel you have to stop--
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largely because i feel like you were utilizing those samples to mock us
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And anyway, something can 8e mocking and still accur8! Are you saying Equius WOULDN'T have a sweating fit if I started typing in his quirk?
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aND aRADIA'S RIGHT, yOU MIGHT BE THE "8EST" AT FLARP, bUT YOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AT ROLEPLAYING IN SAFE, nON-EXTREME WAYS, aT ALL,
sO, hERE'S A CLASSIC tEAM cHARGE DOUBLE "TAKE THAT" FROM US, lIKE FROM WHEN WE ALL PLAYED TOGETHER, aND SOMETHING EXCELLENT OCCURRED,
aND NOW i AM GOING TO ROLEPLAY A HIGH FIVE WITH HER,
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And this is clearly a flame fueled 8y grudgewank, so I'm going to disregard it! Come 8ack if you actually have some constructive details to give (which I know you won't, 8ecause I'm awesome at this).`
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oKAY, tHIS IS A COMPLETELY UNFAIR ALLEGATION,
aND, pROBABLY A FANDOM SECRET IS IN ORDER, tO SET THINGS TO RIGHT,
i MEAN, oKAY, yOUR ca IS PRETTY FUNNY, aND SO IS YOUR ct,
bUT aRADIA SAID YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF THEM, aND i THINK THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE,
yOUR MAKING FUN OF ME ASIDE, wHICH IS ORDINARY,
yOU PUT, a BULLYING AGENDA AHEAD OF AN iN cHARACTER AGENDA,
sO,
wHO IS THE GRUDGEWANK FARMER, nOW, tILLING THEIR FIELDS WITH OLD FEELINGS, aND MEANNESS,
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If you make a fandom secret a8out me I'll namedrop you on every hate comm in existence. XXXXO
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Tavros Nitram
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for example Vriska Serket
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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT TOOK ME A WHOLE DAY TO SEE THIS OH MY GOD... RUNS INTO ARMS...
I Think I Will Just
Forward It To Some Other People
Is This Technique Serket-Patented Or More Widely Applicable
HOLDS ARMS OPEN and jsyk it's definitely widely applicable from and OOC standpoint :P
WE HAVEN'T THREADED FOREVER Exsilium has kept us apart IC and OOC ;;;O;;;
Nobody Could Ever Join The Initiative With Such A Document
I Will Have To Craft My Own
Oh No
Original Thought
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She's been talking to Roxy too much
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It's ALMOST TRUE...
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What exactly 'something' entails in this situ8tion is entirely up for de88, 8ut I commend you on your work nonetheless.
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Save me a seat? :::;)
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