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[dicey]

So you want to see a few more people from my universe, huh? I'm not sure why, 8ecause you already play the 8est troll in existence, 8ut I can roll with this! And you know what else I can do? I can help. That's right, I'm trying out this "I scratch your 8ack, you scratch mine" thing. And since you've actually 8een a pretty good player-mun-whatever l8ly, I've decided to fill up our cast for you. That's right, COMPLETELY fill it up, with every last character still availa8le (there are like 100 8y this point, right?). Oh sure, you might think that's unreaona8le and that it would overwhelm the game. You might say that plenty of them aren't even appa8le! You may just 8e primarily looking for a couple more people you think would 8e particularly interesting to play me against. Yadda yadda yadda, 8oring 8oring 8oring. You know what Iiiiiiii think? I think you're not aiming nearly high enough! Go 8ig or go home, right? Yeah!

So how am I going to acquire a full cast for you, you may ask?

Watch and learn. ::::)

Hey, you!

Yeah, you. You reading this!

Unless your name is Dave, Davesprite, Dirk, Gamzee, Jade, Jake, Jane, John, Karkat, Nepeta, Rose, Roxy, Tavros, Terezi, or Vriska, adstringendum is sorely lacking in you. Doesn't that suck? I think it sucks! Or, if you're one of the people I don't actually give a shit a8out, it at least doesn't NOT suck. And 8ecause my player wants all of you (what a 8leeding heart, right?), I have decided to formally extend an open invit8ion to my game.

That's right, MY game. I'm willing to let you 8orrow it for a while, though.

Luckily, I have prewritten the 8etter part of an applic8ion to help you get started. You're welcome!

Name:
Personal Journal:
Contact:
Other Characters Played:
Are you 18 or over?

^ Make your player fill this part out themselves. It's 8oring, and no8ody cares a8out it! You aren't o8lig8ed to give a shit.

Canon: Homestuck! Yeah!!!!!!!!
Character: Your name goes here. If you can't do this part on your own, there's no help for you. ::::(
Timeline: Let'e 8e real, we all know this is going to 8e "some future 8ullshit time point that Vriska doesn't care a8out". It always is.
Personality: This should 8e your favorite part, 8ecause who doesn't like to talk a8out themselves? Unfortun8ly, I don't like to talk a8out any of you, so I ain't helping with this.
Background: For most of you, this is going to 8e "shit happened and then I died". Insert details as needed.
Abilities/Additional Notes: Not as cool as Vriska's. :::;)

Sample Journal Post:
If you're a troll, pick from one of the following. If you're not a troll, you're on your own! I don't know you well enough to write one for you, so you'll have to do your own work for once.

0_0 vriska, what are y0u d0ing
n0t that i really care
because i d0nt care ab0ut anything
ribbit

oh my god 2erket you're 2uch an iidiiot. 2eriiou2ly, thii2 ii2 the dumbe2t thiing. 2top iit riight now.

I Have To Agree With Sollux Vriska
I Am Concerned About Your Life Choices
Why Dont You Sit Down And Tell Me What Led You To Do This So That I Can Frown And Lecture And Tell You Exactly What You Did Wrong Like A Big Fussy Know-It-All
Thats Right Vriska
Relent
Releeeeeeeent

D --> Oh my
D --> Vriska
D --> You are an entire rung lower than me on the hemospectrum
D --> Are you really adopting my quirk
D --> This is so scandalous and l00d
D --> I
D --> I think I need
D --> A whole LAUNDRY block's worth of towels

so youre wwriting in my quirk noww huh
thats tantamount to hitting on me isnt it
does that mean you wwant to get back together
just checking

O)( my cod Vriska, )(ow ---EXCITING! A game! I think I'm going to finish my application RIGHT NOW, and everybubbly else should too! 38D

uHH, vRISKA,
iM NOT SO SURE THIS IS, uH, a GOOD IDEA,
sOME MIGHT SAY YOU'RE, uHHHH, bEING A LITTLE INSULTING,,,,

(SPECIAL NOTE: Tavros is not actually up for gra8s. He's just fun to imit8.)

Sample RP:
W8, they want ANOTHER one? Fuck this shit, those first-person samples were 8rilliant and good enough to stand on their own.




Got all that? See, it's not as hard as it looks! In fact, I've done most of the work for you. You have no excuses anymore, so hop to it!

So there you have it! I'm 800% positive we are well on our way to filling up every single one of those 50+ empty slots, 8ecause who WOULDN'T want to take advantage of an opportunity like this? 8ut no need to thank me, the way I know you're just dying to. This is a favor from me to you. In return, just be sure to make my life awesome.

Or else. :::;)

Comments

HOLDS ARMS OPEN and jsyk it's definitely widely applicable from and OOC standpoint :P

[dicey]

Sorry, Kanaya! This is definitely patented.

WE HAVEN'T THREADED FOREVER Exsilium has kept us apart IC and OOC ;;;O;;;

[speakveryclearly]

On Second Glance Theres No Weapon Section Anyway
Nobody Could Ever Join The Initiative With Such A Document
I Will Have To Craft My Own
Oh No
Original Thought

::::(

[dicey]

Don't you dare!

((0n0))

[speakveryclearly]

Im Kidding
I Wont
Theres Already Quite A Number Of Reserves At My Game
Its Actually Quite Intimidating

[dicey]

So send some of them my way! This 100-character cast isn't going to fill itself, you know.

[speakveryclearly]

As We And Our Players Hardly Know Any Of Them
Its A Source Of Enough Anxiety That I Would If I Could
But The Herd Primarily Comprises Humans With Which You Are Already Completely Supplied
And The Only New Trolls We May Receive Are An Alternate Of Yourself And Your Dancestor
So I Suppose She At Least Constitutes A Potential Target Of Such An Effort

[dicey]

Ugh, not you too with the dancestor stuff! That is the stupidest term that I have ever heard.

[speakveryclearly]

Mine Is Actually The One Who Came Up With It
And I Probably Would Have Done The Same Independently
But Whatever
Would That Be Too Uncomfortable For You Anyway

[dicey]

Why would it 8e uncomforta8le?

[speakveryclearly]

Its Just Always Confusing For Everyone And Has Led To Past Complaints
Ancestors And Descendants And Everyone Else Out Of The Natural Order
Then Again In Our Canon Nothing Ever Is In The Natural Order
So That Doesnt Really Matter

[dicey]

Exactly. So quit worrying, it's not like it'll 8e any weirder than it already is!

[speakveryclearly]

Youre Right
Thats Probably Not Possible

[dicey]

So you're going to calm down, riiiiiiiight?

[speakveryclearly]

Yes
Thats What Im Doing Right Now
Im Calm

Huh
My Names Not On Your List

[dicey]

Good eyes, Kanaya!

You left. Or she left, 8ecause it wasn't you-you. Whatever.

[speakveryclearly]

Ah
Its Probably For The Best That It Wasnt Me-Me
By Which I Mean At This Point My Substitution Would Probably Now Be Highly Inappropriate

[dicey]

Don't 8e stupid. If the slot is open, it's open.

She and I just didn't part on very good circumstances, that's all. I miss her.

[speakveryclearly]

Thats Unfortunate
Sometimes I Wonder How Much Easier To Tolerate The Imposition Of Arbitrary Oblivion Would Be If
It Were Easier To Go About It Without Leaving Unfinished Business

[dicey]

Ar8itrary o8livion sucks no matter what.

[speakveryclearly]

By Now Ive Just Been Trying To Forget Its A Thing That Can Happen
Should We Move Towards That

[dicey]

I know I am. It's not in my future plans. For me, it's NOT a thing that's going to happen.

She's been talking to Roxy too much

[speakveryclearly]

Yes
Im Likewise Confident In My Future
That We Are Strong Women Capable Of Making A Commitment

ffff

[dicey]

Yup. And I don't care how many people don't believe me.

It's ALMOST TRUE...

[speakveryclearly]

Its One Thing If They Appeal To The Arbitrary Absurd Abilities Of The Realms Rulers
That Argument I Understand Completely

Its Another Entirely To Claim Its Impossible For A Character To Know Their Player And Their Game And Their General Situation Well Enough To Be At The Very Least Reasonably Sure Theyre Not Leaving

[dicey]

It's dum8 in either case! Even when I don't know a thing a8out this annoying fourth-wall stuff, I know I'm not going to just let myself 8e dragged 8ack.