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[dicey]

So you want to see a few more people from my universe, huh? I'm not sure why, 8ecause you already play the 8est troll in existence, 8ut I can roll with this! And you know what else I can do? I can help. That's right, I'm trying out this "I scratch your 8ack, you scratch mine" thing. And since you've actually 8een a pretty good player-mun-whatever l8ly, I've decided to fill up our cast for you. That's right, COMPLETELY fill it up, with every last character still availa8le (there are like 100 8y this point, right?). Oh sure, you might think that's unreaona8le and that it would overwhelm the game. You might say that plenty of them aren't even appa8le! You may just 8e primarily looking for a couple more people you think would 8e particularly interesting to play me against. Yadda yadda yadda, 8oring 8oring 8oring. You know what Iiiiiiii think? I think you're not aiming nearly high enough! Go 8ig or go home, right? Yeah!

So how am I going to acquire a full cast for you, you may ask?

Watch and learn. ::::)

Hey, you!

Yeah, you. You reading this!

Unless your name is Dave, Davesprite, Dirk, Gamzee, Jade, Jake, Jane, John, Karkat, Nepeta, Rose, Roxy, Tavros, Terezi, or Vriska, adstringendum is sorely lacking in you. Doesn't that suck? I think it sucks! Or, if you're one of the people I don't actually give a shit a8out, it at least doesn't NOT suck. And 8ecause my player wants all of you (what a 8leeding heart, right?), I have decided to formally extend an open invit8ion to my game.

That's right, MY game. I'm willing to let you 8orrow it for a while, though.

Luckily, I have prewritten the 8etter part of an applic8ion to help you get started. You're welcome!

Name:
Personal Journal:
Contact:
Other Characters Played:
Are you 18 or over?

^ Make your player fill this part out themselves. It's 8oring, and no8ody cares a8out it! You aren't o8lig8ed to give a shit.

Canon: Homestuck! Yeah!!!!!!!!
Character: Your name goes here. If you can't do this part on your own, there's no help for you. ::::(
Timeline: Let'e 8e real, we all know this is going to 8e "some future 8ullshit time point that Vriska doesn't care a8out". It always is.
Personality: This should 8e your favorite part, 8ecause who doesn't like to talk a8out themselves? Unfortun8ly, I don't like to talk a8out any of you, so I ain't helping with this.
Background: For most of you, this is going to 8e "shit happened and then I died". Insert details as needed.
Abilities/Additional Notes: Not as cool as Vriska's. :::;)

Sample Journal Post:
If you're a troll, pick from one of the following. If you're not a troll, you're on your own! I don't know you well enough to write one for you, so you'll have to do your own work for once.

0_0 vriska, what are y0u d0ing
n0t that i really care
because i d0nt care ab0ut anything
ribbit

oh my god 2erket you're 2uch an iidiiot. 2eriiou2ly, thii2 ii2 the dumbe2t thiing. 2top iit riight now.

I Have To Agree With Sollux Vriska
I Am Concerned About Your Life Choices
Why Dont You Sit Down And Tell Me What Led You To Do This So That I Can Frown And Lecture And Tell You Exactly What You Did Wrong Like A Big Fussy Know-It-All
Thats Right Vriska
Relent
Releeeeeeeent

D --> Oh my
D --> Vriska
D --> You are an entire rung lower than me on the hemospectrum
D --> Are you really adopting my quirk
D --> This is so scandalous and l00d
D --> I
D --> I think I need
D --> A whole LAUNDRY block's worth of towels

so youre wwriting in my quirk noww huh
thats tantamount to hitting on me isnt it
does that mean you wwant to get back together
just checking

O)( my cod Vriska, )(ow ---EXCITING! A game! I think I'm going to finish my application RIGHT NOW, and everybubbly else should too! 38D

uHH, vRISKA,
iM NOT SO SURE THIS IS, uH, a GOOD IDEA,
sOME MIGHT SAY YOU'RE, uHHHH, bEING A LITTLE INSULTING,,,,

(SPECIAL NOTE: Tavros is not actually up for gra8s. He's just fun to imit8.)

Sample RP:
W8, they want ANOTHER one? Fuck this shit, those first-person samples were 8rilliant and good enough to stand on their own.




Got all that? See, it's not as hard as it looks! In fact, I've done most of the work for you. You have no excuses anymore, so hop to it!

So there you have it! I'm 800% positive we are well on our way to filling up every single one of those 50+ empty slots, 8ecause who WOULDN'T want to take advantage of an opportunity like this? 8ut no need to thank me, the way I know you're just dying to. This is a favor from me to you. In return, just be sure to make my life awesome.

Or else. :::;)

Comments

i saw nothing & holy shit i apologize for this postspam

[timelymaid]

our eridan is kind of having the same problem
i think hes fine though

so you are doing the human dating thing?
or is this the human bro thing
i need to work on understanding both things really

don't apologize at all! I really love this

[dicey]

They didn't want me to live with them either. ::::P

Neither. It's not a human OR a troll thing, it's an us thing.

well it convinced me to hold there anyway >>

[timelymaid]

i suppose a lot of us really are stuck in the past sometimes!!!
its silly
but to be expected i suppose

i think i understand what you mean to some degree

I saw! :D

[dicey]

It's lame! 8ut luckily I didn't want to live with them either, so I don't care.

You do? ::::O No8ody else does except Nepeta, kind of.

[timelymaid]

well then at least everyone is happy??

yes
to be honest i think a lot of people have feelings that do not fit neatly into quadrants although i would not mention as much to karkat

[dicey]

I guess. I don't really see the other trolls much.

You'd 8e surprised! He and Terezi are a non-quadrant thing now from what I hear. That's pro8a8ly less scandalous and strange than 8eing in love with an alien, though.

[timelymaid]

wait really
o_o
im not sure how to take that!!
although i guess my karkat is too?
but in a nonquadrant thing with an alien
but were all humans like i said so i dont think thats weird really
although im pretty sure there are at least two interspecies quadrants going on when i am from
so

[dicey]

::::O

Who is Karkat in a non-quadrant with?

[timelymaid]

someone named vanitas
i havent really spoken to him to be honest
but karkat seems calmer than he did at home so im pretty sure its good for him!!

[dicey]

Hmmmmmmmm.

I will have to remem8er that for teasing purposes if I ever meet your Karkat!

So what kind of non-quadrant is it?

[timelymaid]

theyre human boyfriends!!
im not totally sure how thats different from being matesprits to be honest

[dicey]

I'm pretty sure they're 8asically the same. May8e he's just calling it that to 8e culturally sensitive.

[timelymaid]

i would ask but i havent felt the need to get yelled at recently
maybe next week

[dicey]

Karkat's going to yell no matter what you ask! You might as well go for it.

[timelymaid]

hes actually been pretty nice and helpful!
he even told me to get winter clothes
i mean he did it in a yelly way
but thats just how he is

[dicey]

Yeah, he's not so 8ad where I am, either. I've talked to him a8out some stuff. Just a little 8it.

[timelymaid]

i think being in places where hes not responsible for keeping us all alive and where were not all being hunted down are good for him you know?

[dicey]

I don't know if that's it! Where I am, we get hunted down on a regular 8asis.

[timelymaid]

by who?
o_o

[dicey]

Monsters, usually! Sometimes people go crazy. Remem8er how I said I'd 8een 8adly hurt 8efore?

[timelymaid]

yes i recall you saying that!

[dicey]

One of those times was 8ecause this vampire attacked me, and another one of those times was 8ecause this weird guy let his crazy alter ego attack me!

[timelymaid]

o_o
that sounds incredibly dangerous!!!
and you arent god tier yet are you

[dicey]

Nope. And there's no "yet", remem8er?

One of the times I got hurt was pretty cool, though. I got to fight this 8adass lady who can control lightning!

[timelymaid]

from my perspective i mean
i guess that means no one in your game is
since only you and i made it

well and maybe someone else
but im not sure about it