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[dicey]

So you want to see a few more people from my universe, huh? I'm not sure why, 8ecause you already play the 8est troll in existence, 8ut I can roll with this! And you know what else I can do? I can help. That's right, I'm trying out this "I scratch your 8ack, you scratch mine" thing. And since you've actually 8een a pretty good player-mun-whatever l8ly, I've decided to fill up our cast for you. That's right, COMPLETELY fill it up, with every last character still availa8le (there are like 100 8y this point, right?). Oh sure, you might think that's unreaona8le and that it would overwhelm the game. You might say that plenty of them aren't even appa8le! You may just 8e primarily looking for a couple more people you think would 8e particularly interesting to play me against. Yadda yadda yadda, 8oring 8oring 8oring. You know what Iiiiiiii think? I think you're not aiming nearly high enough! Go 8ig or go home, right? Yeah!

So how am I going to acquire a full cast for you, you may ask?

Watch and learn. ::::)

Hey, you!

Yeah, you. You reading this!

Unless your name is Dave, Davesprite, Dirk, Gamzee, Jade, Jake, Jane, John, Karkat, Nepeta, Rose, Roxy, Tavros, Terezi, or Vriska, adstringendum is sorely lacking in you. Doesn't that suck? I think it sucks! Or, if you're one of the people I don't actually give a shit a8out, it at least doesn't NOT suck. And 8ecause my player wants all of you (what a 8leeding heart, right?), I have decided to formally extend an open invit8ion to my game.

That's right, MY game. I'm willing to let you 8orrow it for a while, though.

Luckily, I have prewritten the 8etter part of an applic8ion to help you get started. You're welcome!

Name:
Personal Journal:
Contact:
Other Characters Played:
Are you 18 or over?

^ Make your player fill this part out themselves. It's 8oring, and no8ody cares a8out it! You aren't o8lig8ed to give a shit.

Canon: Homestuck! Yeah!!!!!!!!
Character: Your name goes here. If you can't do this part on your own, there's no help for you. ::::(
Timeline: Let'e 8e real, we all know this is going to 8e "some future 8ullshit time point that Vriska doesn't care a8out". It always is.
Personality: This should 8e your favorite part, 8ecause who doesn't like to talk a8out themselves? Unfortun8ly, I don't like to talk a8out any of you, so I ain't helping with this.
Background: For most of you, this is going to 8e "shit happened and then I died". Insert details as needed.
Abilities/Additional Notes: Not as cool as Vriska's. :::;)

Sample Journal Post:
If you're a troll, pick from one of the following. If you're not a troll, you're on your own! I don't know you well enough to write one for you, so you'll have to do your own work for once.

0_0 vriska, what are y0u d0ing
n0t that i really care
because i d0nt care ab0ut anything
ribbit

oh my god 2erket you're 2uch an iidiiot. 2eriiou2ly, thii2 ii2 the dumbe2t thiing. 2top iit riight now.

I Have To Agree With Sollux Vriska
I Am Concerned About Your Life Choices
Why Dont You Sit Down And Tell Me What Led You To Do This So That I Can Frown And Lecture And Tell You Exactly What You Did Wrong Like A Big Fussy Know-It-All
Thats Right Vriska
Relent
Releeeeeeeent

D --> Oh my
D --> Vriska
D --> You are an entire rung lower than me on the hemospectrum
D --> Are you really adopting my quirk
D --> This is so scandalous and l00d
D --> I
D --> I think I need
D --> A whole LAUNDRY block's worth of towels

so youre wwriting in my quirk noww huh
thats tantamount to hitting on me isnt it
does that mean you wwant to get back together
just checking

O)( my cod Vriska, )(ow ---EXCITING! A game! I think I'm going to finish my application RIGHT NOW, and everybubbly else should too! 38D

uHH, vRISKA,
iM NOT SO SURE THIS IS, uH, a GOOD IDEA,
sOME MIGHT SAY YOU'RE, uHHHH, bEING A LITTLE INSULTING,,,,

(SPECIAL NOTE: Tavros is not actually up for gra8s. He's just fun to imit8.)

Sample RP:
W8, they want ANOTHER one? Fuck this shit, those first-person samples were 8rilliant and good enough to stand on their own.




Got all that? See, it's not as hard as it looks! In fact, I've done most of the work for you. You have no excuses anymore, so hop to it!

So there you have it! I'm 800% positive we are well on our way to filling up every single one of those 50+ empty slots, 8ecause who WOULDN'T want to take advantage of an opportunity like this? 8ut no need to thank me, the way I know you're just dying to. This is a favor from me to you. In return, just be sure to make my life awesome.

Or else. :::;)

Comments

[timelymaid]

i do not know if it was my personal choice either
so much as my role as maid of time?

[dicey]

At least that was destiny, and not some all-knowing asshole going "Oh man, you know what would 8e fun? Pulling Vriska from a really early timepoint just for shits and giggles!"

Not that I want to 8e from l8er either, 8ut it's the principle of the thing.

[timelymaid]

shouldnt you be a bit more polite about your mun
lest you tempt them to do something worse i mean??

why not?
i mean i think you are essentially the same person
but perhaps more at ease with yourself

[dicey]

Pleeeeeeeease, I have mine wrapped around my little finger.

I'm perfectly at ease with myself now! I don't know what you're talking a8out.

[timelymaid]

if you say so i suppose
to both portions of that comment

anyway it doesnt really matter i guess since theres nothing to be done!

[dicey]

Do I not seem at ease with myself to you????????

[timelymaid]

i believe that is what is called a loaded question
so im just not going to answer it

[dicey]

Whatever, you're totally wrong. Things are pretty different for me, you know. Is it really my fault if 8eing around you guys tempts me to default to acting in a comforta8le and familiar way????????

[timelymaid]

i assume they are
how long have you been in the place where you are at?
and no i dont think that would be your fault
although i am surprised you would admit to that

[dicey]

It's not like you're going to remem8er this anyway. :::;) Though who knows, may8e I'd admit to it even if you would.

I've 8een there for a little less than a year and a half, 8ut I don't know how many sweeps that is. It definitely feels like it's 8een almost a sweep, which would make sense 8ecause I figured out a long time ago that a year is pro8a8ly a8out half a sweep.

[timelymaid]

no i wont
except for in this place
but i find it surprising to hear all the same!
and i suppose there would really be only one way to find that out

a sweep is about two years and a few months in human time
according to john at least

[dicey]

Yessssssss, I knew it! I am the 8est at this culture-comparing stuff.

[timelymaid]

im working on my human culture studies
but its sort of difficult
i should have paid more attention when we were trolling them but i didnt care then

[dicey]

8lech, no kidding. It's the most difficult thing ever, and it doesn't help that they can never agree with each other on stuff half the time!

[timelymaid]

yes!!!!
thats so true
half of the things one human tells me another will debunk in the same day!
its slightly frustrating :(

[dicey]

Exactly!!!!!!!! Exactly. Finally, someone else gets it!

[timelymaid]

my travelling group is all human!
well also the place i am in makes everyone human
its just all around weird
but this is the hardest part of learning things!!!

[dicey]

All the people I live with are humans too. I'm glad I don't have to 8e one, though. Does it feel any different?

[timelymaid]

my teeth are weirdly round
and i think my sleep rythyms are messed up???
its
hm
there are a lot of differences and its hard to explain fully o_o

[dicey]

My sleep rhythms are messed up too, 8ut I did that on purpose. Who wants to 8e asleep when every8ody else is awake?

[timelymaid]

and theres really no reason to be asleep when the sun is up
when it is the human sun in question

[dicey]

I still like the dark 8etter, even if this world's sun doesn't hurt. I hear you can still go 8lind if you look at it for too long, though! ::::O

[timelymaid]

i actually like the sunlight better
its interesting and warm and nice!!
and yes i have heard the same so i dont stare at the sun

actually
i think the sun has given me freckles!!!!
its weird

[dicey]

It's TOO warm. And too sunny. Yuck.

Hahahaha! That's pretty funny.

[timelymaid]

i think thats whats nice about it!
i used to go outside during the day sometimes
i mean when i was dead
but i couldnt really enjoy it
and now i can!!