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So you want to see a few more people from my universe, huh? I'm not sure why, 8ecause you already play the 8est troll in existence, 8ut I can roll with this! And you know what else I can do? I can help. That's right, I'm trying out this "I scratch your 8ack, you scratch mine" thing. And since you've actually 8een a pretty good player-mun-whatever l8ly, I've decided to fill up our cast for you. That's right, COMPLETELY fill it up, with every last character still availa8le (there are like 100 8y this point, right?). Oh sure, you might think that's unreaona8le and that it would overwhelm the game. You might say that plenty of them aren't even appa8le! You may just 8e primarily looking for a couple more people you think would 8e particularly interesting to play me against. Yadda yadda yadda, 8oring 8oring 8oring. You know what Iiiiiiii think? I think you're not aiming nearly high enough! Go 8ig or go home, right? Yeah!

So how am I going to acquire a full cast for you, you may ask?

Watch and learn. ::::)

Hey, you!

Yeah, you. You reading this!

Unless your name is Dave, Davesprite, Dirk, Gamzee, Jade, Jake, Jane, John, Karkat, Nepeta, Rose, Roxy, Tavros, Terezi, or Vriska, adstringendum is sorely lacking in you. Doesn't that suck? I think it sucks! Or, if you're one of the people I don't actually give a shit a8out, it at least doesn't NOT suck. And 8ecause my player wants all of you (what a 8leeding heart, right?), I have decided to formally extend an open invit8ion to my game.

That's right, MY game. I'm willing to let you 8orrow it for a while, though.

Luckily, I have prewritten the 8etter part of an applic8ion to help you get started. You're welcome!

Name:
Personal Journal:
Contact:
Other Characters Played:
Are you 18 or over?

^ Make your player fill this part out themselves. It's 8oring, and no8ody cares a8out it! You aren't o8lig8ed to give a shit.

Canon: Homestuck! Yeah!!!!!!!!
Character: Your name goes here. If you can't do this part on your own, there's no help for you. ::::(
Timeline: Let'e 8e real, we all know this is going to 8e "some future 8ullshit time point that Vriska doesn't care a8out". It always is.
Personality: This should 8e your favorite part, 8ecause who doesn't like to talk a8out themselves? Unfortun8ly, I don't like to talk a8out any of you, so I ain't helping with this.
Background: For most of you, this is going to 8e "shit happened and then I died". Insert details as needed.
Abilities/Additional Notes: Not as cool as Vriska's. :::;)

Sample Journal Post:
If you're a troll, pick from one of the following. If you're not a troll, you're on your own! I don't know you well enough to write one for you, so you'll have to do your own work for once.

0_0 vriska, what are y0u d0ing
n0t that i really care
because i d0nt care ab0ut anything
ribbit

oh my god 2erket you're 2uch an iidiiot. 2eriiou2ly, thii2 ii2 the dumbe2t thiing. 2top iit riight now.

I Have To Agree With Sollux Vriska
I Am Concerned About Your Life Choices
Why Dont You Sit Down And Tell Me What Led You To Do This So That I Can Frown And Lecture And Tell You Exactly What You Did Wrong Like A Big Fussy Know-It-All
Thats Right Vriska
Relent
Releeeeeeeent

D --> Oh my
D --> Vriska
D --> You are an entire rung lower than me on the hemospectrum
D --> Are you really adopting my quirk
D --> This is so scandalous and l00d
D --> I
D --> I think I need
D --> A whole LAUNDRY block's worth of towels

so youre wwriting in my quirk noww huh
thats tantamount to hitting on me isnt it
does that mean you wwant to get back together
just checking

O)( my cod Vriska, )(ow ---EXCITING! A game! I think I'm going to finish my application RIGHT NOW, and everybubbly else should too! 38D

uHH, vRISKA,
iM NOT SO SURE THIS IS, uH, a GOOD IDEA,
sOME MIGHT SAY YOU'RE, uHHHH, bEING A LITTLE INSULTING,,,,

(SPECIAL NOTE: Tavros is not actually up for gra8s. He's just fun to imit8.)

Sample RP:
W8, they want ANOTHER one? Fuck this shit, those first-person samples were 8rilliant and good enough to stand on their own.

Got all that? See, it's not as hard as it looks! In fact, I've done most of the work for you. You have no excuses anymore, so hop to it!

So there you have it! I'm 800% positive we are well on our way to filling up every single one of those 50+ empty slots, 8ecause who WOULDN'T want to take advantage of an opportunity like this? 8ut no need to thank me, the way I know you're just dying to. This is a favor from me to you. In return, just be sure to make my life awesome.

Or else. :::;)

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I Will Do My Best
The Difficulty The Initiative Has In Ruling Exsilium Is A Small Price To Pay For Not Feeling Ruled
Its A Little Dangerous To Think This Way But Youve Gotten Along With Such Confidence For A While So Maybe Thats Not Such A Bad Thing

Trust me, it's not. It isn't no matter where you are.

So are you coming here or what?

I Am Genuinely Thinking About It For The First Time
Since It Had Of Course Never Been A Serious Possibility Before
There Is A Certain Appeal To Your Presence And The Others Despite The Citys Sometimes Dismal Tone

It Is A Heavy Question To Consider
Am I The Sylph Adstringendum Deserves
Or The Sylph It Needs Right Now
Or Neither

Though Even Then I Wouldnt Be Me-Me As You And I Have Understood It Up Until This Point Would I
I Couldnt Bring In My Fire Full Of Burdens From The Hospital
So That Would Be Very Different

I Guess Im No Longer Saying Definitively As I Would Have In The Past That Im Not Coming There
Thats About All That Can Be Said This Soon After Finding Out About The Change In Characters

You know what, Kanaya?

You think too much. And talk too much, 8ut I think that's a natural byproduct of thinking too much!

Theres Definitely A Correlation Between Those Two Behaviors

Exactly, so cool it! Anyone is the Kanaya that Adstringendum wants or needs. It's a free planet!

I See
What About
Uhm
The Princess

Fuck her.

My player might give a shit a8out the feelings of her player, 8ut I certainly don't give a shit a8out the feelings of Azula!

But She Does Have Feelings Of Some Kind That Would Have Been A Concern Of My Past Self
If Nothing Else There Might Be An Angry Princess Running After Me
Not That This Would Entirely Deter Me

But
Does She Have Powers

Yeah, she can do some stuff with fire. It's not as cool as it sounds, mostly 8ecause she's totally lame.

Fire You Say

[SHE COULD BE SET ON FIRE OH NO... SPARKLEPIRISM...]

She likes to threaten people with it, 8ut she's all talk.

Oh
Ok

If I Needed Some Kind Of Asylum From Her
(As In Sanctuary Not Hospital)

I could pro8a8ly find you a place! I know the whole city. I'm an expert!

Youre Not Going To Be Too Angry At Me As Her Alternate Then
I Know I Can Promise In Return To Not Be Too Weird Aside From How Ill Probably Know About
Your Doom In The Future
Which Will Obviously Not Be A True Issue

Kanaya, I am used to coming and going. It's something that happens a lot here!

Thats True
And So My Coming Might Be Added To That List

Yeah, it might.

So on a scale of 0.8 to 8, how shocked and offended would you 8e to discover that I'm not living with the other trolls?

[She has to think about it gosh it's been a while since she's had to... OU... HOW DO...]

Oh
Have You Taken Up With
John

Wow, you look pretty pissed at the idea!

I Just
Dont Like The Idea
Or The Idea Of The Other Trolls Not Letting You In For That Matter
Unless
Its Of Your Own Will
Since I Suppose You Might Have Some Reasons In The City

Oh
Is It With
Hanna
Thats Not
As Bad As I Thought It Might Be At First

John likes Rose, and I don't even know him that well. We are definitely not together!

What do you mean, not as 8ad as you thought it might 8e????????

Where Would You Be Living Without The Other Trolls
Was Why I Thought It Might Be Bad
Conditions Can Be Poor There
Would You Become The Thief Of Food

I'm already the thief of food. ::::)

From Hivemates In Jest
Or

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