There is not enough sex on sex island

[ridc_awesome]

These people implying that having and enjoying sex and touching oneself is somehow shameful and to be apologized for every time some virgin posts to the network asking about it is growing very tiresome. No, no one wants to be forced into their first time, but if you're going to have to do it or die, you may as well enjoy it! And you may as well make sure others know it's okay to enjoy it themselves!

You have made quite a bit of effort on my behalf to find me plenty of active partners, and for that I thank you, but the island is still proving to be less fun than it should have been. It is a sex island. People should want to have sex.

This could be fixed, perhaps... if you could finally get me face to face with that Goddess.


...

At least Isabella is on the station now. I can always be assured of a good time with her around.

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[ridc_awesome]

You should fix that.

[inquisitive_nature]

My priesthood duties keep me busy enough.

[ridc_awesome]

You... come from a... cloistered life?

[inquisitive_nature]

In ... a manner of speaking?

I am not ... bound to chastity, necessarily. I am simply far too busy to bother.

[ridc_awesome]

You are making a horribly uninformed decision. Having never tried it, you clearly cannot be trusted to know if you are truly too busy to bother.

[inquisitive_nature]

Oh, of course. Let me drop everything I am doing and make way post-haste to the nearest brothel.

[ridc_awesome]

That's the spirit! Though I applaud your enthusiasm and do hope you'll find your way to one eventually, there is no need to go so far this day. I would be quite happy to peal your banana.

[inquisitive_nature]

That euphemism sounds simply painful. And it seems you are immune to sarcasm. Impressive.

I have a poor history with brothels, anyway. The time I was more or less forced to infiltrate one comes to mind.

[ridc_awesome]

[Zevran is familiar with using sarcasm as a weapon.]

It only sounds painful if you take it literally, I assure you it is quite pleasant. And it sounds like you have been to some terrible examples of brothels if the experiences have been so very poor.

Come now, you can take an hour or two for some time to yourself, yes? A bath in a secluded pond... you clean my back, I clean yours...

[inquisitive_nature]

Being cursed into having the body of a woman at the time, I can tell you that the advances of drunken sailors and thieves' guild members were in no way welcome, and also that washbasins make most effective improvised blunt instruments.

Mm... I'm really not sure how I should answer a request like this.

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[ridc_awesome]

...you had the body of a woman?

[ridc_awesome]

Tell me you at least touched yourself in private.

[because that's what you do when you've been gender-swapped.]

[inquisitive_nature]

What-- no! Don't be daft!

[He doesn't jerk it as a guy; why would he do such things as a woman?]

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[ridc_awesome]

How could you not take the opportunity to touch your fine, round and weighty bussom? To run your fingers over your own firm ass and slide them down-

[ridc_awesome]

[He's still disapproving of your answer but now he's imagining it and running his hands over his own, armored chest as if they were very large and beautiful breasts.]

mmmm...

[inquisitive_nature]

...Do you ... need a moment alone?

[ridc_awesome]

No no... you can watch. It is no bother.

[inquisitive_nature]

[Facepalm.] I suppose you will have your wish soon enough, at least regarding my experience, considering where I am being sent.

[ridc_awesome]

[He throws a mock glare at the druid. You're harshing his mellow]

Do not act like it's a chore when you haven't even tried it. It's fun. You'll enjoy it.

[inquisitive_nature]

Were I to do such a thing, it would be meet to be in a place and time of my choosing, no one else's.

[ridc_awesome]

The problem with that is that you have not yet chosen a time or place and do not seem inclined to ever do so. I can understand why your mun has chosen to give you such a prompt.

[inquisitive_nature]

I see no reason to choose at all at this time. It's that simple.

[ridc_awesome]

You are hopeless.

[inquisitive_nature]

What? I'm not against sex or anything like that.

[ridc_awesome]

And yet you are so reluctant to try it that in all your many years you have not taken a single opportunity to even touch yourself in private and figure out what you enjoy.