There is not enough sex on sex island

[ridc_awesome]

These people implying that having and enjoying sex and touching oneself is somehow shameful and to be apologized for every time some virgin posts to the network asking about it is growing very tiresome. No, no one wants to be forced into their first time, but if you're going to have to do it or die, you may as well enjoy it! And you may as well make sure others know it's okay to enjoy it themselves!

You have made quite a bit of effort on my behalf to find me plenty of active partners, and for that I thank you, but the island is still proving to be less fun than it should have been. It is a sex island. People should want to have sex.

This could be fixed, perhaps... if you could finally get me face to face with that Goddess.


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At least Isabella is on the station now. I can always be assured of a good time with her around.

Comments

[ridc_awesome]

That in and of itself is a shame.

[shut_up_beastboy]

What do you mean?

[ridc_awesome]

That you do not regret not going to a city of such wonder and decadent debauchery. I regret it quite a bit that the naive boy in green was sent there instead of me. I have the capacity to appreciate such a gift.

[shut_up_beastboy]

Not having my powers is what keeps me from accidentally killing someone during ... that.

[ridc_awesome]

That just makes it all the more exciting.

[shut_up_beastboy]

If I have to do it, I'd rather not be splattered by my partner's viscera because of it.

[ridc_awesome]

At least you'd know they went out enjoying themselves.

[shut_up_beastboy]

You need help.

[ridc_awesome]

I feel perfectly fine.

[shut_up_beastboy]

Of course you do.