There is not enough sex on sex island

[ridc_awesome]

These people implying that having and enjoying sex and touching oneself is somehow shameful and to be apologized for every time some virgin posts to the network asking about it is growing very tiresome. No, no one wants to be forced into their first time, but if you're going to have to do it or die, you may as well enjoy it! And you may as well make sure others know it's okay to enjoy it themselves!

You have made quite a bit of effort on my behalf to find me plenty of active partners, and for that I thank you, but the island is still proving to be less fun than it should have been. It is a sex island. People should want to have sex.

This could be fixed, perhaps... if you could finally get me face to face with that Goddess.


...

At least Isabella is on the station now. I can always be assured of a good time with her around.

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[shut_up_beastboy]

Nothing else comes to mind?

[ridc_awesome]

Not particularly, no.

Though, now that you mention it, I was rather disappointed that when she chose to asphyxiate us all but not move the collars to a better position on our necks to make the experience as enjoyable as possible.

[shut_up_beastboy]

Okay, so you did have another complaint.

You know, you could be really frustrating if you put your mind to it. I'm not sure why my mun is such a fan of you.

[ridc_awesome]

She has excellent taste.

Did you know you have the most lovely eyes?

[shut_up_beastboy]

...He.

And ... I've been told that before, yes. [Not that she usually believed it, considering the sources.]

[ridc_awesome]

He it is, with my apologies for the mistake. And when you have been told that, have they also commented on your fine voice? Or how the supple curve of your shoulder as it hides beneath your cape lends itself to titillating the imagination as to what it could feel like?

[shut_up_beastboy]

[Amazing, isn't it, how someone so grey-skinned can turn so red in an instant. maybe not so amazing if you know who her dad is]

Um ... no.

[ridc_awesome]

[His voice gets lower, not so low she couldn't hear it, but enough that it would be easier to if she just leaned in a little. He lifted his hand to hover close enough to her face to feel the heat but not quite touching, an almost wistful expression on his face. His fingers flexing slowly to gently touch the edge of her hair and trail downward along it.]

Or that the way your hair looks like strands of the rarest silk that not even a master weaver could create a masterpiece with to outshine the beauty they already hold?

[shut_up_beastboy]

I ... already have someone. Sorry. [Because she's an absolute sucker for just that kind of poetic speech, she needs to nip it in the bud fast, if only to prevent her blush from growing even more.]

[ridc_awesome]

[While he didn't tend to use his knowledge in his personal pursuits, Zevran was a professional when it came to seducing another. It was probably a terrible waste of a perfectly good opportunity good thing she spoke up when she did.

He sighed dramatically and pulled his hand away to place against his own heart as if wounded.]

And once more I am too late to claim the attentions of fine beauty. This island, it takes such a toll on spirit.

[shut_up_beastboy]

...Thank you. My mun was talking about someplace else that he's sending... [She points up to the prudish flustered cleric in the thread above.]

A place called city_of_keys.

[ridc_awesome]

Sadly, my mun has another already there and has decided that I am not to find my way there until there is more going on.

[shut_up_beastboy]

I can't say I regret not going.

[ridc_awesome]

That in and of itself is a shame.

[shut_up_beastboy]

What do you mean?

[ridc_awesome]

That you do not regret not going to a city of such wonder and decadent debauchery. I regret it quite a bit that the naive boy in green was sent there instead of me. I have the capacity to appreciate such a gift.

[shut_up_beastboy]

Not having my powers is what keeps me from accidentally killing someone during ... that.

[ridc_awesome]

That just makes it all the more exciting.

[shut_up_beastboy]

If I have to do it, I'd rather not be splattered by my partner's viscera because of it.

[ridc_awesome]

At least you'd know they went out enjoying themselves.

[shut_up_beastboy]

You need help.

[ridc_awesome]

I feel perfectly fine.

[shut_up_beastboy]

Of course you do.