There is not enough sex on sex island

[ridc_awesome]

These people implying that having and enjoying sex and touching oneself is somehow shameful and to be apologized for every time some virgin posts to the network asking about it is growing very tiresome. No, no one wants to be forced into their first time, but if you're going to have to do it or die, you may as well enjoy it! And you may as well make sure others know it's okay to enjoy it themselves!

You have made quite a bit of effort on my behalf to find me plenty of active partners, and for that I thank you, but the island is still proving to be less fun than it should have been. It is a sex island. People should want to have sex.

This could be fixed, perhaps... if you could finally get me face to face with that Goddess.


...

At least Isabella is on the station now. I can always be assured of a good time with her around.

Comments

[worm_dancer]

Zevran, I knew what you wanted before you did. A Reverend Mother can read the tiniest signs your body gives off before you're even conscious of them. Telling me you're aroused is like shouting, and it's redundant.

[ridc_awesome]

I am quiet certain you did not know that I wanted to have sex before I did. I always want to have sex.

But unlike you, I cannot read the tiniest signs of a body. I must announce my intentions so that I know you know them and you are able to respond in a manner I understand. Unless you are planning to jump me in the shower. That I would understand easily.

[worm_dancer]

Learn the value of speaking without words. Then I may bed you.

[ridc_awesome]

But I prefer to be very, very loud.

[Giving you a raunchy smile and a lurid stare.]

[worm_dancer]

Oh, if you're with me you won't have any choice in the matter. But first you must be quiet. That is all i'll say on it.