Because it's just too cracktastic not to

[widdle_widow]

....

What are we waiting for?

Cap says Bucky Bear is out there, and he needs us. It's time to pull on the big girl pants and go save the day!






(Warning, extreme cuteness ahead.)

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[never_again]

... Bucky Bear?

*CONFUUUUSE*

[widdle_widow]

{You're just getting the itty bitty squinty eye because.....grown up}

Yes, Bucky Bear! Cap's best buddy and ....the cutest bear ever! And if those mean ole X-Babbies have harmed a fuzz on his head I'm gonna have to do something bad!

[compromisedarrow]

...Nat?

[Okay. This is weird.]

[widdle_widow]

{She's looking up and....whoa! This guy is TALL!}

That's Bwack Widdow!

...who're you?

[agentx13]

[Sharon is just going to stare for the longest time.]

Natasha?

What happened to you?

[And can Sharon get some pictures to taunt big-girl Natasha with later?]

[widdle_widow]

{Ohh Baby venger Nat doesn't know Sharon yet, she is giving all the side eye.}

Nothing happened to me...who're you?

[professorstarchilde]

And now we have Avenger Babies. Perrrrrfect. Maybe you can entertain the Bamfs until you go back to whereever Mojo grew you.

[widdle_widow]

YOU!

{Tniy RAGE!}


You're one of them X-growed ups! Temm them babies to give Bucky Bear back before I have to be all mean and stuff!

[doesntrunaway]

...I said what?

[cue confused Steve, so, you know, nothing new there.]

[widdle_widow]

{This might be the one time she doesn't look at an adult with suspicion. Instead she snaps to tiny little attention}

Well not you, Baby Cap! Bucky Bear got stoled by the X-du----err babies. They are mean and nasty and not nice! We have to go get him bak! Who knows what they'll do to him!

[originalsidekick]

Bucky bear? Is Toro making up nicknames again? 'Cause, yanno, you can't trust a word comin' outta that guy's mouth, lemme tell you.

[widdle_widow]

{See those eyes? See how huge they are.}

Bucky...bear?

{You have a tiny Tasha latched onto you leg doing a lip wibble}

[shieldsupernanny]

[Stands off to the side. Tries to speak once, maybe twice.]

The Director does realize that the "nanny" thing was a joke, right?

[widdle_widow]

{Just have all the little bity staring at you,}

You're not a nanny.

You aren't wearing a dress.

[arach_nerd]

So you're saying I shouldn't give you striped socks for Christmas?

[oneslickedison]

...This is not conceivably my fault.

[widdle_widow]

{she stares and then grins and bounces on him}


Hey! You're Ironbutt's...I mean Tony's daddy!

[black_widow]

Here I thought I had seen everything.

[widdle_widow]

{Peering up ....HEY! She has the same jammies!}

Are you the big Tasha that the pretty blond lady was talkin' 'bout?

{She's getting ready to climb up you for inspection, beware}

[vdova]

Bucky Bear.

[widdle_widow]

Yes! He's the cutest bear that ever was!

[pauk]

[ This? Is too cute. She can't help but grin a little bit. ] He needs saving, hm?

[widdle_widow]

Yes he does! Meanies stoled him! They kidnapped him right out from under Cap.

i regret nothing

[diaper]

We're coming Bucky Bear!

*parties like it's recess*

[widdle_widow]

Bout time you got here, Cap.

[reactor]

[Sorry, he's too busy laughing to form any sort of coherent response. Jesus fucking Christ what is going on.]

[widdle_widow]

{Ohhh the side eye you get Mister. Tiny side eye...alllll of it}



{and maybe a tiny squirt gun at the ready}

[arach_nerd]

...does Mojo really have nothing better to do?

[widdle_widow]

Whojoo?

{You are being stared at strange man.}

Why do your jammies covered your head?