Because it's just too cracktastic not to

[widdle_widow]

....

What are we waiting for?

Cap says Bucky Bear is out there, and he needs us. It's time to pull on the big girl pants and go save the day!






(Warning, extreme cuteness ahead.)

Comments

[diaper]

What? Don't complain 'm telling people not to shoot you! You might have made it after extra milk. 'm just being careful.

[reactor]

Extra mi - Oh that's a riot. Don't worry about me, Cap, all my tech is safe and sound.

[diaper]

Okay, good. [ now if only tiny tony were here. ]

[reactor]

[oh lord that's the last thing they need, tony's ego inflated by the tiny iron man suit. so impressed with himself.]

[diaper]

[ "infant me can build that hightech of a suit. i'm the biggest genius ever" ]

Your face hair is weird.

[reactor]

[Something tells him that 'your face is weird' is not an acceptable comeback.]

Says the kid who's not even old enough to have stubble.

[diaper]

Why would I want stubble?

[reactor]

It's manly, chicks dig stubble.

[diaper]

I didn't know Tony's favorite animal was chicken.

[reactor]

[He snorts.] The ladies, kid, the babes, the dames, whatever you call 'em, Capsicle.

[diaper]

Girlies. I thought they liked pink and hairclips and punching Clint? Not mustaches.

[reactor]

They like all kinds of things, Cap, but especially mustaches. [A pause.] Though maybe you should avoid them, I have a feeling you'd look too much like Tom Selleck with a 'stache.