Because it's just too cracktastic not to

[widdle_widow]

....

What are we waiting for?

Cap says Bucky Bear is out there, and he needs us. It's time to pull on the big girl pants and go save the day!






(Warning, extreme cuteness ahead.)

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[never_again]

... Bucky Bear?

*CONFUUUUSE*

[widdle_widow]

{You're just getting the itty bitty squinty eye because.....grown up}

Yes, Bucky Bear! Cap's best buddy and ....the cutest bear ever! And if those mean ole X-Babbies have harmed a fuzz on his head I'm gonna have to do something bad!

[never_again]

*STARING RIGHT BACK because... bitty. BITTY!*

I... see.

I'm sure he'll be fine.

[widdle_widow]

{She is small, but she is feisty and something about the serious set of those oh dear god cute widdle green eyes..ahem, says she means business.}

If he isn't, there's gonna be heck to pay!

[never_again]

*of that, he has no doubt. Whatsoever*

Maybe they just want to play with him and will put him back where he belongs?

*...okay, not even he believes that.*

[widdle_widow]

{There was a snort, and chubby hands rested on her hips}

You don't know those X-meanies very well! They kidnapped him! I won't nap until I get my.....Cap's Bucky Bear back where he belongs!

[never_again]

*... Natasha. How are you even.*

Right. Do you have a plan of action?

[widdle_widow]

{What is this plan of action of which you speak? She turned to look up at him, lips pursed with intensity.}

Well....the boys just want to run in there and fight. So while they do that I'll sneak in and get him out.

[never_again]

... that sounds about right, yeah. Good.

[widdle_widow]

They're boys.

{She nodded as if that explained everything.}

[compromisedarrow]

...Nat?

[Okay. This is weird.]

[widdle_widow]

{She's looking up and....whoa! This guy is TALL!}

That's Bwack Widdow!

...who're you?

[compromisedarrow]

[Bwack Widdow...

...All the internal sniggering.]

Uh. I'm Clint Barton. Dunno if you know me yet.

[Juuuust going to roll with it. Because, what.]

[widdle_widow]

...Hawkeye?

{Not only is there suinting but now there is a small child crawling up Mount Barton to look him right in the face. Damn, she's quick.}

Why are you growed up?

[compromisedarrow]

[And he tries not to jerk back. He really does try. Not really used to kids, okay?]

Uh. We're from different times, maybe?

[And from different universes, as this is MCU flavour. How do you explain stuff like this to a kid?]

[agentx13]

[Sharon is just going to stare for the longest time.]

Natasha?

What happened to you?

[And can Sharon get some pictures to taunt big-girl Natasha with later?]

[widdle_widow]

{This is gettign all the serious face from her.She tips her head this way and then that way. She pokes at his cheeks and nose before she nods.}

You're old.

[widdle_widow]

{Ohh Baby venger Nat doesn't know Sharon yet, she is giving all the side eye.}

Nothing happened to me...who're you?

[compromisedarrow]

[Okay, plucking off and holding at arms length now.]

And you're adorable tiny.

[widdle_widow]

{All the indignant squealing and wriggling.}

Put me down! I've got a squirt gun an I know how ta use it!

[compromisedarrow]

...

[Must. Not. Laugh]

Fine, fine. I'll put you down.

[Only because he likes the shirt he's wearing. Putting her down now.]

[agentx13]

It's me, Sharon.

[And Natasha is just too cute for words. Sharon doesn't even like kids, but mini-Natasha...]

We're friends?

["We pretend to be prostitutes together sometimes?" No, that- that isn't right. She's pretty sure you don't tell a child-sized version of your friend that she's a fake prostitute sometimes.]

We work together.

Who- Did you lose Bucky?

[Bucky Bear? Sharon has never wanted a video camera in order to blackmail her friend more.]

[widdle_widow]

{How can you think of laughing? Look at all this serious right here!}

You better! I an beat up any boy.

{Arms folded and a very, very serious nod.}

This is adorilarious

[compromisedarrow]

I've no doubt about that.

[A pause]

What about men. Guys like me? Ever tried it?

[widdle_widow]

{A prosti-what? Well anyway, the name doesn't seem to strike a chord with her but she nods anyway.}

Friends? But...you're a growed up.

{Work? Lady you crazy, she's a toddler. Now the squinty eye is coming your way.}

No! I would never lose him! Those dumb-head, doodie-face X-Babies stoled him!

{And that made her lower lip tremble just a tiny bit}