Because it's just too cracktastic not to

[widdle_widow]

....

What are we waiting for?

Cap says Bucky Bear is out there, and he needs us. It's time to pull on the big girl pants and go save the day!






(Warning, extreme cuteness ahead.)

Comments

[compromisedarrow]

[And he tries not to jerk back. He really does try. Not really used to kids, okay?]

Uh. We're from different times, maybe?

[And from different universes, as this is MCU flavour. How do you explain stuff like this to a kid?]

[widdle_widow]

{This is gettign all the serious face from her.She tips her head this way and then that way. She pokes at his cheeks and nose before she nods.}

You're old.

[compromisedarrow]

[Okay, plucking off and holding at arms length now.]

And you're adorable tiny.

[widdle_widow]

{All the indignant squealing and wriggling.}

Put me down! I've got a squirt gun an I know how ta use it!

[compromisedarrow]

...

[Must. Not. Laugh]

Fine, fine. I'll put you down.

[Only because he likes the shirt he's wearing. Putting her down now.]

[widdle_widow]

{How can you think of laughing? Look at all this serious right here!}

You better! I an beat up any boy.

{Arms folded and a very, very serious nod.}

This is adorilarious

[compromisedarrow]

I've no doubt about that.

[A pause]

What about men. Guys like me? Ever tried it?

I try

[widdle_widow]

{She looks up at him, walks around him in an intimidating waddle and nods.}

Yup. I could do it.

[compromisedarrow]

Okay. Sure. If you think so.

[Not intimidated at all.]

[widdle_widow]

{Don't make her prove it!}

I do.

{Said with all the self confidence she will have later in life.}

[compromisedarrow]

[Okay, that's adorable.

And scary.]

Okay, okay. I believe you.

[widdle_widow]

{That's right, respect the tiny.}

Good.