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[norussianplz]

Okay, look. You need to figure out what you're doing. Because this on again, off again thing isn't working for me.

I get back to work, you drag me away to do some "meme" or whatever. I get back to work again, you drag me away again. You see the cycle here? I do.

So why don't we try something different.

You go find someone else to annoy, harass, and put into stupid situations. I'll get on with my life and leave you to it. Then you're happy doing whatever the hell it is you're doing, and I'm happy never having to hear from you again. Deal?

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[damngod]

[Don't be so uptight, Justin; he doesn't like being compared to a human, either. It's uncomfortable all around.]

Crazy?

[Oh, no. That is a bad word. That is a word Vlad does not like in the slightest. At least, not when it's used in regards to him, unless it's someone talking about how his lack of humanity drove them to insanity, drove them to the crazy house—then? Then it's perfectly fine!]

No, sir, no. The more effort you place into a plan—the longer it takes, the more you make the person at the advanced typewriter have to deal with it, the more you stretch it out? Ah, I believe it is referred to as a type of anxiety, perhaps?

Yet, as I said, it is different for all. Where we differ, for instance, may make what has occurred with myself and my mundane completely irrelevant.

[Can you be as evil as Vlad, Justin? Can you embody the biblical Satan on Earth? Can you?]

[norussianplz]

[This is Justin's problem right here. Sometimes he just gets so excited that he fucks up. And then he keeps fucking up because he's trying too hard to fix it.]

Oh. Okay. I think I see what you're getting at. Draw it out, maybe get progressively worse, make her think maybe this is as far I'll go and then, one day, go even further.

I probably can't do the things you can do.

[No shit.]

But I can try to do the best at what I can do.

[damngod]

[Take it from Vlad, Justin: you cannot fix the past. What is done is done and it cannot be changed. Of course, for Vlad, he wouldn't have it any other way. Humans, however, they have this strange thing he hasn't known in centuries, guilt. Regret. Remorse.

When you eliminate your humanity, Mister Hammer, you'll find your mun is very hesitant to have much to do with you.]

Something along those lines.

[But maybe, just maybe, leveling with him is appropriate.]

The more manipulative you become, my friend, the less inclined many of them are to deal with you for very long. The less like a man you become, the more like what they would deem a "monster"—it may find them tired with you.

[norussianplz]

[But how do you limit your humanity, Mr. The Impaler? Tell him, because he doesn't really know. Sure, some people say that working with Vanko proves he doesn't have any, but really, that was all just a huge fuck-up on his part.]

What if you're not a monster, though? What do you have to do to become one?

[damngod]

[How do you lose your humanity, Mister Hammer? That is a loaded question, as the English would say, and there's so many ways—

—just not many that lead to the immortality Vlad enjoyeds so much.]

Is that what you would like to be, sir? Do you long, do you crave to be nothing like a man and everything that would have those retaining some semblance of humanity cowering at the mention of your name? Do you want to lose your humanity and see what consequences result on your own?

[Because no, Justin, you cannot do what he can do. You don't have the strength of twenty men, for one thing. Can you handle that level of monstrosity without anything to back you up?]