(no subject)

[norussianplz]

Okay, look. You need to figure out what you're doing. Because this on again, off again thing isn't working for me.

I get back to work, you drag me away to do some "meme" or whatever. I get back to work again, you drag me away again. You see the cycle here? I do.

So why don't we try something different.

You go find someone else to annoy, harass, and put into stupid situations. I'll get on with my life and leave you to it. Then you're happy doing whatever the hell it is you're doing, and I'm happy never having to hear from you again. Deal?

Comments

[norussianplz]

I can't believe it's like that for everybody.

[norussianplz]

Some people can worry about themselves. I really only care about me here.

[norussianplz]

Isn't that what you always do, Anthony? Talk to yourself?

[norussianplz]

Yeah, right. I bet it was.

[norussianplz]

Sure. Whatever you say.

[That would be you, Anthony. Not him.]

[norussianplz]

[Justin doesn't slobber all over himself like a dog in heat, though. He isn't sure he can say the same for you.]

I guess that depends on how much you want to hear me mock you for it, doesn't it?

[norussianplz]

[Oh, sorry. Drunken, slobbering and leg humping. W h a t e v e r.]

Oh, I don't know. Everything?

[norussianplz]

[Hopefully it's a respectable city and not Las Vegas where YOU obviously spend your time.]

Seriously, Anthony, think about it. What kind of pathetic loser gets off on himself? I mean, really?

[norussianplz]

Well, if you consider self-respect and decency problems, sure.

Okay, for the record? It was "if you don't love yourself, you cannot love others." And it was a quote from the Dalai Lama who, I bet, wasn't sitting in the old lotus position beating off to himself, you see what I'm saying?

[norussianplz]

If you don't know what it is, I guess it isn't.

Can't be worse than the one you gave me.

[norussianplz]

If you consider being a slut fun, yeah. I guess it is.

Really.

[Do you see Justin all up in his other self's business? No sir.]

[norussianplz]

I guess it depends on how much you like herpes, its BFF the clap, and the rest of the good old STD family.

[Justin wouldn't be surprised to hear that. Disgusted, maybe, but not surprised.]

[norussianplz]

I do do better, Anthony. That's the point I'm making here.

[That's what everybody says. "It can't happen to me, no way!" and then one day, hello gonorrhea.

Because everybody isn't a manwhore capable of only thinking with his dick, Anthony. HTH.]