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[norussianplz]

Okay, look. You need to figure out what you're doing. Because this on again, off again thing isn't working for me.

I get back to work, you drag me away to do some "meme" or whatever. I get back to work again, you drag me away again. You see the cycle here? I do.

So why don't we try something different.

You go find someone else to annoy, harass, and put into stupid situations. I'll get on with my life and leave you to it. Then you're happy doing whatever the hell it is you're doing, and I'm happy never having to hear from you again. Deal?

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[norussianplz]

If you don't know what it is, I guess it isn't.

Can't be worse than the one you gave me.

[norussianplz]

If you consider being a slut fun, yeah. I guess it is.

Really.

[Do you see Justin all up in his other self's business? No sir.]

[norussianplz]

I guess it depends on how much you like herpes, its BFF the clap, and the rest of the good old STD family.

[Justin wouldn't be surprised to hear that. Disgusted, maybe, but not surprised.]

[norussianplz]

I do do better, Anthony. That's the point I'm making here.

[That's what everybody says. "It can't happen to me, no way!" and then one day, hello gonorrhea.

Because everybody isn't a manwhore capable of only thinking with his dick, Anthony. HTH.]

[norussianplz]

Why would I waste a good insult on someone incapable of appreciating it?

[Superheroes don't come with autoimmunity unless you're Steve or Bruce, both of whom you are not. And incidentally, there's nothing "super" about you.

Maybe one day when he does think with one of those mythical parts, he'll learn that actual thought is fun too!]

[norussianplz]

You and me both. Have a nice life, Anthony. Try not to drink yourself to death too fast. Your fanclub might not be able to survive, and I don't really know what I'd do with an entire planet to myself.

[Enjoy your glory, Tony. And all the sycophantic, mindless idiots it will bring your way.]

[norussianplz]

Oh, what? So now you want to waste your time some more?

[norussianplz]

Maybe you should go find someone who isn't a waste of your time to be curious about.

[norussianplz]

You come in here talking about how you shacked up with some face-twin and you want to call those cracks unjustified? Do you even know the definitions of the words you use?

[norussianplz]

Oh my God, you don't even listen to yourself, do you?

[norussianplz]

Because what, your memory's so pickled with booze you can't recall five minutes ago?

Newsflash, I'm not your redheaded bimbo.

[norussianplz]

The version where you were bragging about being a slut. That's the version I heard. Was there another one?

[Hey, man. Your bimbo put him in jail when he was trying to help fix the situation. Don't YOU start.]

Do I look like I'm fighting?

[norussianplz]

You call me a waste of your time and you wonder what possible reason I have for trying to piss you off? Really?

[It's like two years ago and they're back in Monaco.]

Sometimes, I just can't believe you.