being let out, and escaping from Tumblr

[wheresthepie]

Finally. After all this time, you're letting me out. I was waiting for you to actually let me out instead of keeping me cooped up in your skull with all these others, like Cas and Gabriel. Really? Them? Cas I don't mind, but Gabe? We've almost killed each other! 

And tumblr. Really. Unimpressed, babe. So unimpressed. Though, I am impressed with how fast you're learning Latin and Enochian, and about the sons of bitches out there that we deal with. It's helpful. You're ready for December 21st, that's for damn sure. 

Now that I'm here, you need to stick me somewhere right? That's how this shit works? As long as it's either a place where I don't have things I have to gank, or if it is, that I'm allowed to gank them. 
Thanks, sweetheart. 

Yours truly, 

Dean.

Comments

[brujah_barkeep]

Ain't my fault they didn't teach you the right vocab in hunter school.

Okay, we'll go with the pop culture on this one.

Vampire.

[wheresthepie]

Yeah. Gun is not moving, suck monkey.

[brujah_barkeep]

I think I like that better than "sweetheart" actually.

Dude, I'm a Brujah. That gun ain't gonna do much more than annoy me. And what is with your self-centered hunter attitude that just because I'm a vampire, that automatically means I want to suck your blood or somethin'?

You know, we do have lives.

[wheresthepie]

I have yet to meet a blood sucker that doesn't want to suck my blood

[brujah_barkeep]

I don't eat junk food, man.

[wheresthepie]

You're so hilarious

[brujah_barkeep]

Most people would call it obnoxious.

Thanks.

[wheresthepie]

I won't gank you, if you don't kill people. Deal?

[brujah_barkeep]

Oh, dude.

I told you, I'm the savior of mankind. Not into killing people. Kinda go for the opposite, really.

[wheresthepie]

...seriously?

[brujah_barkeep]

Yup. And you know that whole thing about "no good deed goes unpunished?"

Totally true.

[wheresthepie]

Got punished? You vamps aren't into that?

[brujah_barkeep]

Don't think anyone's really into getting sucked down into hell, dude. I mean, I know some people really go in for the S&M thing, but that's just taking it to a new extreme.

[wheresthepie]

Okay. Yeah. Hell, been there, done that. Don't wanna go back.

[brujah_barkeep]

What did you do time for?

[wheresthepie]

Sold my soul to save my brother. Ended up being Alistair's apprentice.

[brujah_barkeep]

Oh good. I was startin' to worry there was no substance to you.

[wheresthepie]

What do you mean by that?

[brujah_barkeep]

Saving your brother? Very noble. Classy, even.

[wheresthepie]

He's my best friend, I had to.

[brujah_barkeep]

Glad you're not a total meathead.

[wheresthepie]

Course not.

[brujah_barkeep]

Ya seem like fun. Wish I could have you over to my bar sometime. Unfortunately, it's in hell.

[wheresthepie]

..Yeah. Wont be there. Sorry sweetheart.

[brujah_barkeep]

Somehow, I'll get over it.

Giving up on "suck monkey?"