being let out, and escaping from Tumblr

[wheresthepie]

Finally. After all this time, you're letting me out. I was waiting for you to actually let me out instead of keeping me cooped up in your skull with all these others, like Cas and Gabriel. Really? Them? Cas I don't mind, but Gabe? We've almost killed each other! 

And tumblr. Really. Unimpressed, babe. So unimpressed. Though, I am impressed with how fast you're learning Latin and Enochian, and about the sons of bitches out there that we deal with. It's helpful. You're ready for December 21st, that's for damn sure. 

Now that I'm here, you need to stick me somewhere right? That's how this shit works? As long as it's either a place where I don't have things I have to gank, or if it is, that I'm allowed to gank them. 
Thanks, sweetheart. 

Yours truly, 

Dean.

Comments

[wheresthepie]

....and I can't even get the vampire chick to flirt back with me.

What is this world coming to?

[likely_evil]

Ever thought about growing out your hair a bit?

[wheresthepie]

...Not in a million years, Samsquatch.

[likely_evil]

... Samsquatch? Really?

[enjoythe_ride]

Maybe women these days are finally holding themselves to higher standards.

[wheresthepie]

Or they know I'm out of their league.

[enjoythe_ride]

[Please.]

The only women who would consider you out of their league are clearly too sheltered to realize there are better options.

[wheresthepie]

You wouldn't understand, you never gave me a chance. Objectifying me and all that crap. Bitch.

[enjoythe_ride]

I do think that proposing angry sex counts as "giving you a chance."

Though I am glad you refused. I could have done without the disappointment.

[wheresthepie]

You meant that? I thought you were being sarcastic, considering I can't trust a thing you say.

[enjoythe_ride]

That's your loss then, isn't it?

[wheresthepie]

Eh. Glad I said no too. Probably catch something from you.

[enjoythe_ride]

Oh, of course, because I'm the one who picks up a different girl at every truck stop.

[wheresthepie]

I do not!

[enjoythe_ride]

Every other one then?

[wheresthepie]

No. I've stopped that, for the most part.

[enjoythe_ride]

Really? Having trouble performing?

[wheresthepie]

No! Of course not. I never have trouble performing, sweetheart.

[enjoythe_ride]

I'm sure.