being let out, and escaping from Tumblr

[wheresthepie]

Finally. After all this time, you're letting me out. I was waiting for you to actually let me out instead of keeping me cooped up in your skull with all these others, like Cas and Gabriel. Really? Them? Cas I don't mind, but Gabe? We've almost killed each other! 

And tumblr. Really. Unimpressed, babe. So unimpressed. Though, I am impressed with how fast you're learning Latin and Enochian, and about the sons of bitches out there that we deal with. It's helpful. You're ready for December 21st, that's for damn sure. 

Now that I'm here, you need to stick me somewhere right? That's how this shit works? As long as it's either a place where I don't have things I have to gank, or if it is, that I'm allowed to gank them. 
Thanks, sweetheart. 

Yours truly, 

Dean.

Comments

[wheresthepie]

You got no idea, sister. I'm on a lot of the hit lists for those douchewads.

[brujah_barkeep]

Say. How do you recognize a vampire?

[wheresthepie]

Well, it certainly ain't by them sparklin' in the sunlight, if that's what ya mean.

[brujah_barkeep]

Didn't think so.

[wheresthepie]

Usually they have fangs, tend to only come out at night, and oh... they drink blood. Human blood. None of that 'watches her while she sleeps' crap. That's just rapey.

[brujah_barkeep]

Yeah, that's pretty rapey.

So what do ya do when you meet a vampire, precious?

[wheresthepie]

There's usually some ganking involved. Stake through the heart, chop of their heads, burn the body. Best way to make sure those suck monkey's dont come back from the dead.

[brujah_barkeep]

Wow. You sure sound badass, precious.

[wheresthepie]

I'm as badass as it gets, sweetheart.

[brujah_barkeep]

Think you might be overestimating your value a little bit.

[wheresthepie]

Hmm... I don't think so.

[brujah_barkeep]

Want me to prove it?

[wheresthepie]

Why? You a vampire or something?

[brujah_barkeep]

Or something.

[wheresthepie]

Alright. What are you?

[brujah_barkeep]

Kindred, dumbass. And put that thing down. You're embarrassing yourself.

[wheresthepie]

That didn't exactly answer my question

[brujah_barkeep]

Ain't my fault they didn't teach you the right vocab in hunter school.

Okay, we'll go with the pop culture on this one.

Vampire.

[wheresthepie]

Yeah. Gun is not moving, suck monkey.

[brujah_barkeep]

I think I like that better than "sweetheart" actually.

Dude, I'm a Brujah. That gun ain't gonna do much more than annoy me. And what is with your self-centered hunter attitude that just because I'm a vampire, that automatically means I want to suck your blood or somethin'?

You know, we do have lives.

[wheresthepie]

I have yet to meet a blood sucker that doesn't want to suck my blood

[brujah_barkeep]

I don't eat junk food, man.

[wheresthepie]

You're so hilarious

[brujah_barkeep]

Most people would call it obnoxious.

Thanks.

[wheresthepie]

I won't gank you, if you don't kill people. Deal?