being let out, and escaping from Tumblr

[wheresthepie]

Finally. After all this time, you're letting me out. I was waiting for you to actually let me out instead of keeping me cooped up in your skull with all these others, like Cas and Gabriel. Really? Them? Cas I don't mind, but Gabe? We've almost killed each other! 

And tumblr. Really. Unimpressed, babe. So unimpressed. Though, I am impressed with how fast you're learning Latin and Enochian, and about the sons of bitches out there that we deal with. It's helpful. You're ready for December 21st, that's for damn sure. 

Now that I'm here, you need to stick me somewhere right? That's how this shit works? As long as it's either a place where I don't have things I have to gank, or if it is, that I'm allowed to gank them. 
Thanks, sweetheart. 

Yours truly, 

Dean.

Comments

[wheresthepie]

That's true. Still can't believe that happened. You poor, poor man.

Oh yeah. You and Gabe? Totally a thing, Sam. Oh. And us. together. It's there. A lot.

[likely_evil]

I'm just glad we got it annulled. Could you imagine if we had had sex and I would have had to try and divorce her? Garth is welcome to enjoy that pint of crazy all he wants.

Yeah, I remember seeing that in researching those books. Please just don't remind me about that. Like, ever.

[wheresthepie]

She and Garth are good together. ...If you'd have slept with her, I would have made you take a bleach bath, Sam. A very long one.

...You're not the one who's in a relationship, with you. It's...gross.

[likely_evil]

You wouldn't have had to ask me too.

Have you tried to tell her that it's really freaky and that we're not from the south?

[wheresthepie]

She knows. I don't get it. I've tried telling her this stuff, but does she listen? Noooo. Plus. She's as stubborn as I am

[likely_evil]

I think your mun needs therapy then to see what she is missing sexually from her life that she has to take it out on you.

Then again, I need to get my mun laid because really, my life is getting ridiculous. Thankfully, she likes me being straight, but you'd think I was you with the amount of sex I get in her head.

[wheresthepie]

I know what my mun is missing. Sanity. You'd probably say something else. Love. Affection. Not sure.

... Jealous. I wish I was straight in this girl's head

[likely_evil]

I'm really sorry, man. Maybe you can sneak out and come over here and take some of this sex off my hands?

[wheresthepie]

Gladly, Sammy.

[likely_evil]

Let me see if I can find one of those cardboard cutouts that we can put in your place...

[wheresthepie]

Or you can just convince my mun to get off tumblr.

[likely_evil]

Think they puppy eyes will work on her?

[wheresthepie]

Puppy eyes? Yours? Oh yeah. She's a sucker for them.

[likely_evil]

Dear Dean's Mun - please let him have sex with a woman.

those eyes. I cannot resist.

[wheresthepie]

...holy crap.

Sammy, it worked.

[enjoythe_ride]

So you're just shipping us off now?

[likely_evil]

Not any of the sex from your mun. She misses the sex with your mun.

..... not like that, but you know what I mean.

[wheresthepie]

...you're sleeping with Bela?

[enjoythe_ride]

Is there a problem, Dean?

[wheresthepie]

Unexpected is the word I'd use.

[enjoythe_ride]

Well, I am rather full of surprises.

[likely_evil]

... in at least 5 or 6 of the 30+ worlds I've been involved in.

Oh, and there's one where she's sleeping with an adult version of Ben Braeden. But I think that verse fizzled out...

[wheresthepie]

....and I can't even get the vampire chick to flirt back with me.

What is this world coming to?

[likely_evil]

Ever thought about growing out your hair a bit?

[enjoythe_ride]

Maybe women these days are finally holding themselves to higher standards.