Possible new journal name?

[brujah_barkeep]

Okay, forgetting what a righteous pain in the ass you've been about not sending me somewhere, for a minute, I gotta say, you may actually be right about something.

I know. Miracles happen, huh?

But yeah. Don't think this journal name is really doing it for me. I mean, my bar's gone. It was sucked down to hell with my good boots and my shot glass collection and that Red Hot Chili Peppers CD. Don't think you can really define me as a "bartender" any more, ya know?

So let's think this one over, kay? Maybe a better journal name is the kick in the ass you need to actually send me somewhere.

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[brujah_barkeep]

Guess that works. Not like I'm going in after the CD.

Got a name there, Zeppelin?

[hasperkynipples]

Dean. You?

[brujah_barkeep]

Denise Feene. Yes, yes, that Denise Feene. Savior of mankind. No autographs, please, you're embarrassing yourself.

[hasperkynipples]

Savior of mankind, huh? And how did you do that?

[brujah_barkeep]

It's all super technical.

[Nod nod]

I plugged up a hole.

[hasperkynipples]

Really? My brother saved the world by jumping in a hole.

[ .... that's really a stupidly simple way of putting it, but it's true.]

[brujah_barkeep]

Best way to save the world ever.

Ya know, until you get sucked under and spend the next six months on some kind of demented and eternal Easter egg hunt.

Don't. Ask.

[hasperkynipples]

I think Sam has you beat on that one.

[brujah_barkeep]

Oh...I seriously doubt it.

[But we're not gonna talk about hell any more.]

Sam. And Dean.

So were your parents fans of the Rat Pack or somethin'?

[hasperkynipples]

[cute.]

We were named after our mom's parents.

[brujah_barkeep]

Family names. Gotcha.

Dunno about "Dean" though. Not a lot you can do with it, really. Need to get creative with the nick names.

Ever thought about changin' it?

[hasperkynipples]

Nope. I think it suits me.

[Besides, he uses fake names on a daily basis. No need to screw with his real one.]

[brujah_barkeep]

Then I guess I'll just have to get creative, Perky.

[hasperkynipples]

I will not respond to Perky.

[brujah_barkeep]

Show 'em to me and I'll stop calling you that.

[Eyebrow waggle.]

[hasperkynipples]

Not even going to buy me a drink first?

[brujah_barkeep]

Only if you wanna drink outta the bottle. My shot glasses are all in hell.

[hasperkynipples]

I can work with that.

[brujah_barkeep]

You do strike me as a high class dude.

Know any good drinking games, Perky?

[hasperkynipples]

Please, I exude class.

[shrugs]

A few.

[brujah_barkeep]

You'll have to teach me. Most of mine involve chasing small animals in the forest, which isn't so much fun as...

...not fun.

[hasperkynipples]

[eyebrow raise]

We can start with quarters and work our way up.

[brujah_barkeep]

All right. Quarters.

What's your drink of choice, anyway? The bartender in me is gonna go with...

[Magic ouija fingers]

Boiler maker.

[hasperkynipples]

Beer and a bump. Sounds good to me.

[brujah_barkeep]

Yeeeeeah. I'd kill for a beer myself right 'bout now.