Possible new journal name?

[brujah_barkeep]

Okay, forgetting what a righteous pain in the ass you've been about not sending me somewhere, for a minute, I gotta say, you may actually be right about something.

I know. Miracles happen, huh?

But yeah. Don't think this journal name is really doing it for me. I mean, my bar's gone. It was sucked down to hell with my good boots and my shot glass collection and that Red Hot Chili Peppers CD. Don't think you can really define me as a "bartender" any more, ya know?

So let's think this one over, kay? Maybe a better journal name is the kick in the ass you need to actually send me somewhere.

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[brujah_barkeep]

Really? Sweet. You are officially the coolest person I know.

[hasperkynipples]

[eyebrow raise]

You do realize that twenty-seven out of thirty days of the month these people are completely harmless, right?

[brujah_barkeep]

Not where I come from.

[hasperkynipples]

Really? It's not a full moon thing?

[brujah_barkeep]

Nope. It's more of a Big Bad Supernatural Police Kill Everything That Moves Ask Questions Later kind of thing.

I heard about this one werewolf. Ripped a vampire apart in three seconds. Swipe, swipe, swipe. Cut to ribbons.

[hasperkynipples]

[ .... and Dean is not very sympathetic.]

Sucks to be that vampire.

[brujah_barkeep]

Yeah, sucks to be everyone who was in that city. That vamp was one of the few forces standing against the demon king Ba'al.

Stupid werewolves.

[hasperkynipples]

A vampire was going up against a demon?

[brujah_barkeep]

Whole coterie of 'em.

Surprised?

[hasperkynipples]

In my experience, vamps side with whoever is highest on the food chain.

[brujah_barkeep]

Well, yeah. If they're stupid.

Lemme drop a knowledge bomb on you; smart vampires side with humans. After all, what good is a food chain without 'em?

[hasperkynipples]

I've met the alpha vamp. He doesn't really think that much of us.

[brujah_barkeep]

You're shitting me. You've met Caine?

[hasperkynipples]

[pauses for a moment as he thinks]

That wasn't his name.

[brujah_barkeep]

Well, sure it is. That's why they call vampires Cainites. That's where that comes from.

You just messin' with me, Perky?

[hasperkynipples]

Last I checked they called vampires -- vampires.

[brujah_barkeep]

Must be another one of those "different worlds" thingies. Or maybe "Cainite" is old fashioned.

I'm outta the loop. What with being in hell and all.

[hasperkynipples]

[ponders this for a moment]

... By Caine, do you mean Caine and Abel?

[brujah_barkeep]

The one and only.

Well.

Two and only, I guess.

[hasperkynipples]

It's a different worlds thing.

[He is 98.9% sure of that.]

[brujah_barkeep]

[Shrug. She gives no fucks about Caine and Abel, except when it comes to running away from 'em.]

So what's Big Daddy Vampire like in yours?

I'm guessing...unpleasant.

[hasperkynipples]

Unpleasant is the polite term.

[brujah_barkeep]

Well, I mind my fucking manners.

[hasperkynipples]

All the alphas are pretty big dicks. They're too old to be scared of anything, even the things they really should.

[brujah_barkeep]

Well, that's a problem that extends to pretty much all old things.