Possible new journal name?

[brujah_barkeep]

Okay, forgetting what a righteous pain in the ass you've been about not sending me somewhere, for a minute, I gotta say, you may actually be right about something.

I know. Miracles happen, huh?

But yeah. Don't think this journal name is really doing it for me. I mean, my bar's gone. It was sucked down to hell with my good boots and my shot glass collection and that Red Hot Chili Peppers CD. Don't think you can really define me as a "bartender" any more, ya know?

So let's think this one over, kay? Maybe a better journal name is the kick in the ass you need to actually send me somewhere.

Comments

[hasperkynipples]

... But you're a vamp. Doesn't sex go with the whole blood thing?

[brujah_barkeep]

Ew. No.

What kind of backwards ass vampires do you hang out with?

[hasperkynipples]

I don't usually hang out with them.

[brujah_barkeep]

Well, can't really blame you. Most of them are dicks.

Metaphorically. Not a whole lot of sexing up going on in the corners of Elysium or anything.

[hasperkynipples]

Sorry. That sucks.

[brujah_barkeep]

What's so great about sex?

[hasperkynipples]

What's so great about ...

[there's a pause and a faltering as he tries to actually put words on it.]

It's kind of something you have to experience.

[brujah_barkeep]

Great. Know anyone interested in a slightly used, just returned from Hell bartender with bad teeth and a worse attitude?

[hasperkynipples]

[Do not say Sam, do not say Sam ... ]

I think we can find someone.

[brujah_barkeep]

[Considering the fact that a Sam is sleeping with her messiah, probably not gonna end well...]

Eh. If I'm gonna get sweaty with someone, I think bare knuckle boxing is probably more fun.

[hasperkynipples]

Different kind of fun.

[brujah_barkeep]

Yeah?

[hasperkynipples]

Definitely. I love a good bar fight as much as the next guy, but ... sex is a whole different thing.

[brujah_barkeep]

You any good at it?

[hasperkynipples]

[and a shameless male smirk.]

I'm alright.

[brujah_barkeep]

Prove it.

[hasperkynipples]

[ .... ]

Excuse me?

[brujah_barkeep]

I think you're full of hot air.

Prove it.

[hasperkynipples]

You seriously want me to prove it.

[brujah_barkeep]

That's what I said.

[hasperkynipples]

[hesitates for a minute, before shaking his head.]

Can't. It's nothing personal, but I don't do ...

[a beat]

Let's just say I had a bad experience.

[brujah_barkeep]

I knew it.

You totally suck at bar fights.

[hasperkynipples]

[laughs]

I'm usually not challenged to them like I'm being challenged to a duel.

[brujah_barkeep]

I could take out a glove and slap you around, if you want.

[hasperkynipples]

Please don't.