Possible new journal name?

[brujah_barkeep]

Okay, forgetting what a righteous pain in the ass you've been about not sending me somewhere, for a minute, I gotta say, you may actually be right about something.

I know. Miracles happen, huh?

But yeah. Don't think this journal name is really doing it for me. I mean, my bar's gone. It was sucked down to hell with my good boots and my shot glass collection and that Red Hot Chili Peppers CD. Don't think you can really define me as a "bartender" any more, ya know?

So let's think this one over, kay? Maybe a better journal name is the kick in the ass you need to actually send me somewhere.

Comments

[andifeelfine]

So if you wouldn't define yourself as a bartender now, how do you define yourself?

[brujah_barkeep]

Awesome?

[andifeelfine]

Maybe you could finagle that into a new name? Awesome... something. I'm not sure what would work, but I think that could have a good ring to it. Or I guess if you want to emphasize that you are an ex-bartender, maybe "satanstolemybar"? I can understand wanting to choose carefully, though. What you call yourself is important!

[brujah_barkeep]

Satanstolemybar is hilarious.

But as far as I know, he was off in Georgia lookin' for a soul to steal at the time...

i apologize for the random icon generator in advance

[hasperkynipples]

Shame about the boots and the shotglasses, but I think the Red Hot Chili Peppers were better off.

Snerk

[brujah_barkeep]

Sacrilege. For this you must die.

i am too lazy to look at my icons/thought it would be fun

[hasperkynipples]

Sacrilege? For thinking that you deserve better taste in music? Harsh.

[brujah_barkeep]

And who, exactly, are you callin' better, dude? Don't tell me you're a Mumford and Sons fan. That indie shit is...

...shit.

[hasperkynipples]

Hell no. If I ever start listening to that, start looking for signs of possession.

I'm talking about the greats. Zeppelin. Metallica. Real music that my mun can't stand listening to.

[brujah_barkeep]

...okay, you get to live.

But do not take the name of the Peppers in vain again.

[hasperkynipples]

How 'bout you don't mention them again, and I'll keep my mouth shut?

[brujah_barkeep]

Guess that works. Not like I'm going in after the CD.

Got a name there, Zeppelin?

[hasperkynipples]

Dean. You?

[brujah_barkeep]

Denise Feene. Yes, yes, that Denise Feene. Savior of mankind. No autographs, please, you're embarrassing yourself.

[hasperkynipples]

Savior of mankind, huh? And how did you do that?

[brujah_barkeep]

It's all super technical.

[Nod nod]

I plugged up a hole.

[hasperkynipples]

Really? My brother saved the world by jumping in a hole.

[ .... that's really a stupidly simple way of putting it, but it's true.]

[brujah_barkeep]

Best way to save the world ever.

Ya know, until you get sucked under and spend the next six months on some kind of demented and eternal Easter egg hunt.

Don't. Ask.

[hasperkynipples]

I think Sam has you beat on that one.

[brujah_barkeep]

Oh...I seriously doubt it.

[But we're not gonna talk about hell any more.]

Sam. And Dean.

So were your parents fans of the Rat Pack or somethin'?

[hasperkynipples]

[cute.]

We were named after our mom's parents.

[brujah_barkeep]

Family names. Gotcha.

Dunno about "Dean" though. Not a lot you can do with it, really. Need to get creative with the nick names.

Ever thought about changin' it?

[hasperkynipples]

Nope. I think it suits me.

[Besides, he uses fake names on a daily basis. No need to screw with his real one.]

[brujah_barkeep]

Then I guess I'll just have to get creative, Perky.

[hasperkynipples]

I will not respond to Perky.