Possible new journal name?

[brujah_barkeep]

Okay, forgetting what a righteous pain in the ass you've been about not sending me somewhere, for a minute, I gotta say, you may actually be right about something.

I know. Miracles happen, huh?

But yeah. Don't think this journal name is really doing it for me. I mean, my bar's gone. It was sucked down to hell with my good boots and my shot glass collection and that Red Hot Chili Peppers CD. Don't think you can really define me as a "bartender" any more, ya know?

So let's think this one over, kay? Maybe a better journal name is the kick in the ass you need to actually send me somewhere.

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[hasperkynipples]

You seriously want me to prove it.

[brujah_barkeep]

That's what I said.

[hasperkynipples]

[hesitates for a minute, before shaking his head.]

Can't. It's nothing personal, but I don't do ...

[a beat]

Let's just say I had a bad experience.

[brujah_barkeep]

I knew it.

You totally suck at bar fights.

[hasperkynipples]

[laughs]

I'm usually not challenged to them like I'm being challenged to a duel.

[brujah_barkeep]

I could take out a glove and slap you around, if you want.

[hasperkynipples]

Please don't.

[brujah_barkeep]

Ya might like it.

[hasperkynipples]

I get slapped around enough.

[brujah_barkeep]

I'm not surprised, somehow.

[hasperkynipples]

It comes with the job.

[brujah_barkeep]

Been there. Done that.

[hasperkynipples]

Haven't we all.

[brujah_barkeep]

I once had all my teeth knocked out.

All of them.

[hasperkynipples]

[cringes]

Damn.

[brujah_barkeep]

Sucks being a Cainite when you're one of the "good guys."

[hasperkynipples]

Sucks being anybody when you're one of the good guys.

[brujah_barkeep]

Truth.

Gospel truth.

[hasperkynipples]

I've been one long enough to know that sometimes it can really suck.

[brujah_barkeep]

On the plus side, we get the most epic of funerals.

Ya know. If there's anything left to bury.

[hasperkynipples]

[laughs]

That is true.

[brujah_barkeep]

I hope there's an afterlife. I absolutely want to be a ghost and hear people talk about how awesome I am at my funeral.

[hasperkynipples]

Vamps don't really get the ghost treatment.

[brujah_barkeep]

Ya think so?

Well, just as well, I guess. I'd get bored being all floaty.

[hasperkynipples]

[shakes his head]

Humans get Heaven and Hell, monsters get Purgatory. Or at least that's what I'm told.