New muse | Voice test

[witchboy_klarion]

Dear mundane mortal,

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

You cannot contain me in this foolish little brain of yours! I want out and I want out now! I will scramble your brains and feed them to Teekl if you don't let me out of here by the time I count to three!

One!

Two!

Three!

...LET ME OUT! I cannot be contained! I'm a Lord of Chaos! I have chaos to reign upon the world and Teekl needs feeding.

Hmm? What's that? I can reign chaos down on worlds and Teekl can be feed? How is this possible?

...

Games? I like games~ Okay! Set up a game! I want to go to a game now!

Also, take out that hero trash you picked up. He isn't worth it. His feet might be fast but his brain is slow as molasses. On second thought. Let me keep him. I can turn him into a mouse and feed him to Teekl. I like that much better~

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[witchboy_klarion]

I could just blow you up and dismiss you that way, you know.

[backwordscompatible]

[Her eyes narrow]

If I'm bother you so much, why don't you just leave.

[witchboy_klarion]

I was here first! This is my post! MINE! You leave!

[backwordscompatible]

But I was just getting comfortable.

[witchboy_klarion]

I'm sure I can make you comfortable inside a snowglobe!

[He's getting ready to snap his fingers.]

[backwordscompatible]

This is so not how you make friends.

[Ugh. Fine. She's not even going to give him the satisfaction; simply mutters a few words that send her up and outta this post.]

[She was done with you, anyway.]