New muse | Voice test

[witchboy_klarion]

Dear mundane mortal,

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

You cannot contain me in this foolish little brain of yours! I want out and I want out now! I will scramble your brains and feed them to Teekl if you don't let me out of here by the time I count to three!

One!

Two!

Three!

...LET ME OUT! I cannot be contained! I'm a Lord of Chaos! I have chaos to reign upon the world and Teekl needs feeding.

Hmm? What's that? I can reign chaos down on worlds and Teekl can be feed? How is this possible?

...

Games? I like games~ Okay! Set up a game! I want to go to a game now!

Also, take out that hero trash you picked up. He isn't worth it. His feet might be fast but his brain is slow as molasses. On second thought. Let me keep him. I can turn him into a mouse and feed him to Teekl. I like that much better~

Comments

[witchboy_klarion]

Annoying is much more your quality than mine. And once I train my mortal mundane to do as my say, I'm sure I'll have lots of fun games to play.

[fastwithhisfeet]

Pretty sure you win the award for most annoying being ever to exist by a landslide.

And let me know how training your mundane goes. I could use a good laugh.

[witchboy_klarion]

I'll train my mundane to obey me as well as Teekl does! You'll see in time.

[fastwithhisfeet]

I have a feeling you'll just be whining again like usual.

[witchboy_klarion]

Silence mortal! Or I'll turn you into a rat and feed you to Teekl.

[fastwithhisfeet]

That's big talk for someone that has to beg their mun to let them out.

[witchboy_klarion]

As if you have more control over your mundane than I do?

[fastwithhisfeet]

Didn't say I did, did I? But you don't see me whining about it.

[witchboy_klarion]

I could make you whine!

[fastwithhisfeet]

By being your annoying self?

[witchboy_klarion]

I was thinking more in line with breaking one of your legs.

[fastwithhisfeet]

That would be less painful than being around you.

[witchboy_klarion]

If my company pains you that much, I'll be sure to visit more often~

[fastwithhisfeet]

Please don't. It would be way too boring for you.

[witchboy_klarion]

Not really. Especially if I destroy all those little trinkets you keep collecting.

[fastwithhisfeet]

Dude, there's no reason to bring innocent souvenirs into this.

[witchboy_klarion]

We'll see how innocent they are once they're on fire~