New muse | Voice test

[witchboy_klarion]

Dear mundane mortal,

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

You cannot contain me in this foolish little brain of yours! I want out and I want out now! I will scramble your brains and feed them to Teekl if you don't let me out of here by the time I count to three!

One!

Two!

Three!

...LET ME OUT! I cannot be contained! I'm a Lord of Chaos! I have chaos to reign upon the world and Teekl needs feeding.

Hmm? What's that? I can reign chaos down on worlds and Teekl can be feed? How is this possible?

...

Games? I like games~ Okay! Set up a game! I want to go to a game now!

Also, take out that hero trash you picked up. He isn't worth it. His feet might be fast but his brain is slow as molasses. On second thought. Let me keep him. I can turn him into a mouse and feed him to Teekl. I like that much better~

Comments

[backwordscompatible]

Somebody finally trapped you, huh?

I can't think of a single person who deserves it more.

[witchboy_klarion]

I won't remained trapped forever, little girl. Dr. Fate cannot hold me and neither can this mortal's mind!

[backwordscompatible]

So I should enjoy the moment while it lasts?

"Cause, I have to admit, there's definitely some enjoyment here.

[witchboy_klarion]

Don't mock me. We both know on your own you can't stand against me.

[backwordscompatible]

[Oh, she knows. She just doesn't particularly care right now.]

I take my payback where I can get it.

[witchboy_klarion]

I take payback whenever I want it! Cease your mocking or I will destroy you!

[Cue flaming tantrum.]

[backwordscompatible]

Not here, you won't.

[Zatanna, stop provoking the Lord of Chaos.]

[witchboy_klarion]

And what does this place have to do with my ability to destroy you or not?!

[backwordscompatible]

[Meta]

Well, for one, you would've already tried the moment you saw me.

[witchboy_klarion]

I was simply bored. I can play with you if I see fit.

[backwordscompatible]

You ever consider rephrasing? Because...ew. Not into that sort of thing.

[witchboy_klarion]

...You mortals. Is that the only thing you think about?!

[backwordscompatible]

You said it, not me.

[witchboy_klarion]

And your tiny little mortal mind took it that way. I play with people like toys. I fling you around until you break then get a new one.

The gall of some mortals today. Honestly.

[backwordscompatible]

Yeah, trust me, that's not really much better.

[witchboy_klarion]

To you mortals maybe. To a Lord of Chaos, it's just another Tuesday.

[backwordscompatible]

Have you ever considered Anger Management Therapy?

Or, you know, Day Care?

[witchboy_klarion]

My anger is perfectly under control! AND I DON'T NEED DAY CARE!

[The cat finally speaks up and meows.]

Huh? Oh alright. She isn't worth the energy anyway. I should save it for her Father.

[backwordscompatible]

[...and he went there...]

Leave him alone.

[fastwithhisfeet]

I can't imagine why anyone would ever willingly want you in their head.

[Not gonna comment on the "brain slow as molasses" part because you're clearly not talking about him.]

[witchboy_klarion]

Can't do that. Sorry. He's Dr. Fate now.

[witchboy_klarion]

He didn't want me willingly. I just sort of appeared. Now he won't let me out!

Though I can understand. I'm much more preferable to someone like you.

[backwordscompatible]

[Yeah, thanks for reminding her.]

At least I know he'll take you down. He's already done it before.

[witchboy_klarion]

A few victories does not mark an end of a war. All I have to do is destroy that old body he has now and poof, no more Nabu~

[fastwithhisfeet]

Sure, if someone prefers creepy and annoying.