New muse | Voice test

[witchboy_klarion]

Dear mundane mortal,

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

You cannot contain me in this foolish little brain of yours! I want out and I want out now! I will scramble your brains and feed them to Teekl if you don't let me out of here by the time I count to three!

One!

Two!

Three!

...LET ME OUT! I cannot be contained! I'm a Lord of Chaos! I have chaos to reign upon the world and Teekl needs feeding.

Hmm? What's that? I can reign chaos down on worlds and Teekl can be feed? How is this possible?

...

Games? I like games~ Okay! Set up a game! I want to go to a game now!

Also, take out that hero trash you picked up. He isn't worth it. His feet might be fast but his brain is slow as molasses. On second thought. Let me keep him. I can turn him into a mouse and feed him to Teekl. I like that much better~

Comments

[milletian]

[Holy shit, scary face!]

Holy- okay, okay, point made! Chill out.

[witchboy_klarion]

Chill out? Okay. [claps his hands and turns to ice.]

[milletian]

...not even remotely what I meant.

[You are a total weirdo.]

[witchboy_klarion]

[He is. The ice shatters and he's suddenly behind you.]

You humans and your strange language.

[milletian]

[lcdjskfhsckfnkgfhd HOLY SHIT jumping away from you now.]

Ack! Warn a girl before you pull some spooky ghost-teleport trick! You wanna make me wind up in the Soul Stream again or something?!

[witchboy_klarion]

Soul Stream? What are you talking about?

[milletian]

Oh. Right. Uhm, basically, it's where people from my neck of the woods end up when they die. So "afterlife" would be a better word- rrrrgh, but that doesn't excuse you scaring me like that! Shame on you!

[Fear the finger wag of doom, Klarion!]

[witchboy_klarion]

So I almost scared you to death? Fun!

[He starts to clap.]

[milletian]

[If looks could kill, you would so be dead and buried, dude.]

[witchboy_klarion]

You are quite entertaining.

[milletian]

Yeah, well... uh... your face is dumb!

[witchboy_klarion]

My face is perfect!