New muse | Voice test

[witchboy_klarion]

Dear mundane mortal,

LET ME OUT OF HERE!

You cannot contain me in this foolish little brain of yours! I want out and I want out now! I will scramble your brains and feed them to Teekl if you don't let me out of here by the time I count to three!

One!

Two!

Three!

...LET ME OUT! I cannot be contained! I'm a Lord of Chaos! I have chaos to reign upon the world and Teekl needs feeding.

Hmm? What's that? I can reign chaos down on worlds and Teekl can be feed? How is this possible?

...

Games? I like games~ Okay! Set up a game! I want to go to a game now!

Also, take out that hero trash you picked up. He isn't worth it. His feet might be fast but his brain is slow as molasses. On second thought. Let me keep him. I can turn him into a mouse and feed him to Teekl. I like that much better~

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[issen]

[The child shakes his head.]

A self-destructive fool. If you accomplish your goal, what then will you do? Languish in an empty world for all eternity, unable to grasp the chaos you crave, for in perpetuating it, you will have destroyed it.

Are you truly so short-sighted?

[witchboy_klarion]

I'll simply move onto the next world. There are plenty to play with. You're the short-sighted one.

[issen]

There is no reasoning with you.

[witchboy_klarion]

Reason is Order. I hate order! Of course I have no reason!

[issen]

You are still a fool.

A fool with delusions of grandeur.

[witchboy_klarion]

I'll show you delusions when I blow you to BITS!

[issen]

Your threats do not cow me, demon.

[witchboy_klarion]

Then perhaps a show of my power will!

[And now he's flinging fireballs. Great.]

[issen]

[He'll be flinging them at thin air, because the boy has completely vanished. After Klarion finishes launching fireballs all over the place, the boy's voice returns, even if his body is no longer there.]

...Have you finished your tantrum?

[witchboy_klarion]

Get out here and die! Don't hide from me!

[issen]

I would simply reincarnate should you slay this body. That said...

[He does reappear, behind Klarion this time, a sword larger than his own body held protectively in front of him, like a shield.]

I would prefer to end this peaceably, for this conflict is without purpose.

[witchboy_klarion]

Conflict without purpose is the best kind!

[And he's going to try to blow you up, Tachigami. I'm so sorry for him.]

[issen]

[Again with the magic? Nope, no good. This time, he's going to stay immaterial.]

What a pitiful creature. [He sighs.]

[witchboy_klarion]

You are the pitiful creature! You don't even fight back!

[issen]

I will not indulge you. [Not gonna bait him, nope.]