considering a Sing app (no really for real this time) as a CR AU

[dicey]

So you're really planning on doing it this time, huh? I can think of a few things you're pro8a8ly expecting me to say right now. Let me guess:

1. Good for you! I knew you'd do it eventually, even if you ended up w8ing a while.
2. Aw, you really feel like you could handle a second game with me even if you don't think you could with anyone else? I feel so special and flattered!
3. Meeting another version of me would 8e soooooooo exciting! I'm sure we would 8ecome 8est 8uddies in no time and definitely not try to kill each other in a fit of existential confusion.

I'm right, aren't I? That's the stuff you think I'm going to 8e teling you. To which I'm ACTUALLY going to say........

Do you get me at all???????? Get real! Here are some of my real thoughts:

1. Go fuck yourself.
2. Go fuck yourself.
3. I 8et I can find something 8ig, rusty, and uncomforta8le if you need any help with that.

Comments

[square_cubelaw]

Look, meeting yourself is not all it's cracked up to be.

It sounds like you're kind of a jerk. You're probably not going to like yourself.

[dicey]

I'm a jerk 8ecause I think my player's full of shit? It sounds like you're the jerk to me!

And I was 8eing sarcastic.

[square_cubelaw]

Yep, you sure proved me wrong.

Why don't you relax and give it a try?

[dicey]

Did you just say that it sucks?

[square_cubelaw]

I meant the game and your mundane. Not meeting yourself.

Meeting yourself is kind of like having a sibling, I guess. Except you know why you should dislike them and know they are probably thinking the same thing.

[dicey]

Oh. I've already given my player tons of tries; you have no idea. I've 8een with her for more than a year! And this game idea has good and 8ad points.

I don't have a si8ling, so that's not a good comparison at all.

[square_cubelaw]

You have something better to do?

I don't have a sibling either, but I bet you know someone who does.

[tendtoenunciate]

Ive Got A Few Spare Chainsaws If Youd Like Some Help With That

[dicey]

I knew I could count on you! ::::)

[tendtoenunciate]

[HAVE ANOTHER GIFT WRAPPED BOX!?

Littler, like the kind you get jewelry in. Black with thin green ribbon and inside three tubes of lipstick and some nail polish for good measure.]

The Nail Polish Is A Machete

I CRACKED UP IN PUBLIC THANKS TO YOU

[dicey]

God, you are the coolest. You are like my 8est friend.

MY LIFE'S WORK IS DONE

[tendtoenunciate]

[THE ICE ON THEIR TREE OF PLATONIC FEMALE FRIENDSHIP HAS MELTED AWAY ENTIRELY

AWWWWWWW RIGHT]

Yeah

[!!! She raises her hand for a fist bump even though it looks awkward enough that at first Vriska might think Kanaya's trying to punch her]

1/2

[dicey]

[don't worry Kanaya, she's well-versed in the art of fist-bumping]

You dork!

[BUMP]

[dicey]

........ 8ut. Friends. Juuuuuuuust friends.

[douchescar]

You could at least be moderately thankful your wwriter human has decided to put you in twwo places.
Some a us don't evven get to be in one.

[dicey]

That's your pro8lem!

Games aren't always all they're cracked up to 8e, you know.

[douchescar]

Better than sittin here, wwhittlin awway at poetry on a dusty ship that is shovved in the back of the head space.

I'm nearly out a booze at this point an I really just wwant to experience wwhat some of the other peasants are bein blessed wwith.
But nay! WWait till yer turn, they said.
it'll come soon, they said.
_{Heh heh I used a meme.}

[dicey]

And did you ever think a8out, oh I don't know, listening to them????????

God, Eridan.

[because this is a grown-up Eridan, obviously]

[who else would it be]

[certainly not his ancestor, that would just be insane]

Just learn some patience!

........ And don't you dare tell me I'm 8eing a hypocrite.

1.2

[douchescar]

_{[ oh boy. ]}

Eridan?

2.2

[douchescar]

For LAND DWWELLIN CHRIST'S SAKE.
WWHY THE BLEEDIN FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN?
Do I havve ta tattoo it on my head wwhere evverybody can see it?
Evven THEN people wwill probably be so fuckin dense in the sponge they wwouldn't be bale to identify me STILL.

Yea, wwho is that bloke ovver there wwith ORPHANER DUALSCAR tattooed on this forehead?
Ay, I don't ken. But it looks awwfully a lot like that Eridan lad.
It must be him! But a course, because twwo indivviduals cannae RESEMBLE each other, maybe evven share the same blood colour!

For the lovve of all things pure and saint, lassie, you'vve got the wwrong Aquarius!

1/2

[dicey]

Oh.

[dicey]

It was a logical assumption to make, dum8shit!

[fireflyheir]

i dunno
i think it'd be more likely you'd try to one-up each other is a series of overly dramatics stunts

[dicey]

That is also a possi8ility! (I'd win.)

[fireflyheir]

i am behind you one hundred percent of the way, vriska. (of course! hehehe)