considering a Sing app (no really for real this time) as a CR AU

[dicey]

So you're really planning on doing it this time, huh? I can think of a few things you're pro8a8ly expecting me to say right now. Let me guess:

1. Good for you! I knew you'd do it eventually, even if you ended up w8ing a while.
2. Aw, you really feel like you could handle a second game with me even if you don't think you could with anyone else? I feel so special and flattered!
3. Meeting another version of me would 8e soooooooo exciting! I'm sure we would 8ecome 8est 8uddies in no time and definitely not try to kill each other in a fit of existential confusion.

I'm right, aren't I? That's the stuff you think I'm going to 8e teling you. To which I'm ACTUALLY going to say........

Do you get me at all???????? Get real! Here are some of my real thoughts:

1. Go fuck yourself.
2. Go fuck yourself.
3. I 8et I can find something 8ig, rusty, and uncomforta8le if you need any help with that.

Comments

2.2

[douchescar]

Is it...







Hip an cool?

1/2

[dicey]

Of course!

[dicey]

I mean, it was. Like I said, I grew out of it.

[douchescar]

Oh.
So wwe groww out of it.

You'vve growwn out of it.


_{[ .. ]}

Yea, I'vve growwn out of it too.

[dicey]

You totally want to do it, don't you.

[douchescar]

WWhat for?
I'm too fuckin old for that sort a shit.

_{[ still don't understand what it is exactly.
BUT IF YOU'VE GROWN OUT OF IT, HE MUST HAVE TOO SINCE HE'S WAY OLDER. ]}

[dicey]

You should try it! I want to see.

[just... from a safe distance]

[she's still never actually seen an adult troll before, and this is one area where she's going to actually be cautious]

1.3

[douchescar]

It's too juvvenile if you don't do it anymore.
I'm a responsible, wwell aged Aquarius. Sub royalty on the hemospectrum and admiral of a fleet under the command of Her Imperious Condescension. Her Majesty, wwhom I respect and devvote my servvices to, invvolvin slayin endless amounts of lusii and capturin followwers of the Signless.

I'vve not the time for games wwith wwigglers.

2.3

[douchescar]

3.3

[douchescar]

Is it fun?

[dicey]

Tons of fun.

[douchescar]

Howw does one go about partakin in it then?