considering a Sing app (no really for real this time) as a CR AU

[dicey]

So you're really planning on doing it this time, huh? I can think of a few things you're pro8a8ly expecting me to say right now. Let me guess:

1. Good for you! I knew you'd do it eventually, even if you ended up w8ing a while.
2. Aw, you really feel like you could handle a second game with me even if you don't think you could with anyone else? I feel so special and flattered!
3. Meeting another version of me would 8e soooooooo exciting! I'm sure we would 8ecome 8est 8uddies in no time and definitely not try to kill each other in a fit of existential confusion.

I'm right, aren't I? That's the stuff you think I'm going to 8e teling you. To which I'm ACTUALLY going to say........

Do you get me at all???????? Get real! Here are some of my real thoughts:

1. Go fuck yourself.
2. Go fuck yourself.
3. I 8et I can find something 8ig, rusty, and uncomforta8le if you need any help with that.

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[dicey]

I knew I could count on you! ::::)

[tendtoenunciate]

[HAVE ANOTHER GIFT WRAPPED BOX!?

Littler, like the kind you get jewelry in. Black with thin green ribbon and inside three tubes of lipstick and some nail polish for good measure.]

The Nail Polish Is A Machete

I CRACKED UP IN PUBLIC THANKS TO YOU

[dicey]

God, you are the coolest. You are like my 8est friend.

MY LIFE'S WORK IS DONE

[tendtoenunciate]

[THE ICE ON THEIR TREE OF PLATONIC FEMALE FRIENDSHIP HAS MELTED AWAY ENTIRELY

AWWWWWWW RIGHT]

Yeah

[!!! She raises her hand for a fist bump even though it looks awkward enough that at first Vriska might think Kanaya's trying to punch her]

1/2

[dicey]

[don't worry Kanaya, she's well-versed in the art of fist-bumping]

You dork!

[BUMP]

[dicey]

........ 8ut. Friends. Juuuuuuuust friends.

[tendtoenunciate]

[This is Kanaya's lifetime third or so fistbump so she's still awkwardly deflailing her arms and stuff so yeahhhhhh]

Right
That Thing
Friends
That Is So What We Embody At This Moment
Yes
Look How Platonic This Is
Ok I Know Im Overdoing It And Should Stop Immediately
Im Still Getting The Hang Of It

But Seriously This Is An Entirely Non-Romantically Motivated Attempt To Save You From The Station
Its About To Crash Into The Sun Or Something And That Is Something Awful That I Do Not Want To See Happen To Any Of My Friends
You Among Them

[dicey]

It's a8out to what.

[tendtoenunciate]

Thats Sort Of The Rumor Anyway
And Regardless Of Its Veracity The Characters There Are Disappearing Like Plaguebeasts
They Had Nine Instances Of Sburb-Playing Humans But Are Now Wittled Down To Three
And No Survivors Of That Games Robot Plague Remain

Thats The Thing
Uh
You Know How The City Has The Animus
And The Asylum Has Linda
On The Station They Have Hypatia
And She Makes Linda Look Like The Earth Ideal Of Motherhood By Comparison
And Theyre Going To Try To Take Her Down Once And For All
And It Will Probably Not Be Pretty
It Might End Well
It Probably Wont
But Either Way There Are Very Few Spectators Who Do Not Speculate It Is Going To End

[dicey]

8lah 8lah 8lah, whatever! I want to hear a8out this sun thing.

[tendtoenunciate]

Thats Just One Of The Rumors
Hypatia Pilots The Station After All
What Will Happen When Shes Interfered With
A Crash Is Plausible And Theres Also Probably A Sun Somewhere Nearby

[dicey]

Oh, so you were exagger8ing. Thanks for getting me all worried for nothing!

[tendtoenunciate]

There Are Other Sounder Grounds To Be Worried
If Shes Not On There Might Not Be Freely Distributed Food Or Water

[dicey]

Of course there are other reasons to 8e worried, dum8ass. There are a million and fucking one reasons to 8e worried.

8ut I don't know, there are a few good things, too.

[tendtoenunciate]

I Guess Were Doomed To Remain Cosmos-Crossed Then

[dicey]

You sound pissed!

emotional irrational virgo troll is emotional and irrational

[tendtoenunciate]

Well Id Built Up The Possibility In My Mind Of Us Both Getting Recruited By The Initiative
But Then Discarded It In Recognition Of How Unfavorable For You Your Uprooting Would Be
And Now Youre Going Somewhere Else Anyway
So Im Just

Its No Big Deal
Maybe Youll Find A Spaceship There
That Would Be Cool

[dicey]

My player wants to send me someplace in space. At least I have that in common with her!

That's what I'm thinking. Or one will pass 8y and I can hop on.

[tendtoenunciate]

Mmhmm

I Wonder If There Are Any Games With Species Alien Relative To Humans Besides Our Own

[dicey]

Well, yeah. All over the place! I know tons of aliens who aren't humans.

[tendtoenunciate]

Wow Really
The Closest Ive Ever Gotten Is A Human Woman Who Lived Offworld

[dicey]

Oh, sure. Angels, demons, spirits, No8odies, Time Lords, vampires, zom8ies, gods, Tamaraneans...

[tendtoenunciate]

Amazing
My Own List Consists Of Delinquents One Ghost And A Witch
Oh And One Irken I Almost Forgot Him

[dicey]

The witch is Willow, right? She's a human witch, so she doesn't even count.

[tendtoenunciate]

Yeah And The Ghost Is A Human Ghost Too

Does That Mean You Were Referring To Alien Vampires