considering a Sing app (no really for real this time) as a CR AU

[dicey]

So you're really planning on doing it this time, huh? I can think of a few things you're pro8a8ly expecting me to say right now. Let me guess:

1. Good for you! I knew you'd do it eventually, even if you ended up w8ing a while.
2. Aw, you really feel like you could handle a second game with me even if you don't think you could with anyone else? I feel so special and flattered!
3. Meeting another version of me would 8e soooooooo exciting! I'm sure we would 8ecome 8est 8uddies in no time and definitely not try to kill each other in a fit of existential confusion.

I'm right, aren't I? That's the stuff you think I'm going to 8e teling you. To which I'm ACTUALLY going to say........

Do you get me at all???????? Get real! Here are some of my real thoughts:

1. Go fuck yourself.
2. Go fuck yourself.
3. I 8et I can find something 8ig, rusty, and uncomforta8le if you need any help with that.

Comments

[dicey]

Well, yeah. All over the place! I know tons of aliens who aren't humans.

[tendtoenunciate]

Wow Really
The Closest Ive Ever Gotten Is A Human Woman Who Lived Offworld

[dicey]

Oh, sure. Angels, demons, spirits, No8odies, Time Lords, vampires, zom8ies, gods, Tamaraneans...

[tendtoenunciate]

Amazing
My Own List Consists Of Delinquents One Ghost And A Witch
Oh And One Irken I Almost Forgot Him

[dicey]

The witch is Willow, right? She's a human witch, so she doesn't even count.

[tendtoenunciate]

Yeah And The Ghost Is A Human Ghost Too

Does That Mean You Were Referring To Alien Vampires

[dicey]

Yeah! You're the only troll vampire I know. All the others are either human vampires, or I don't know what kind of vampires they are.

[tendtoenunciate]

Fascinating

The Cultural Mysteries Never End

[dicey]

I'm so used to it these days. The aliens, I mean! They're all over the place and it just seems normal by now.

[tendtoenunciate]

I Dont Know Why I Feel Compelled To Continue To Resist

[dicey]

You're still stuck on the idea of Alternia, huh.

[tendtoenunciate]

Ive Still Never Seen Anything Better

[dicey]

I guess in a way I haven't either.

[tendtoenunciate]

The Sun Is Always More Searing On The Other Planet Isnt It

[dicey]

Way more. ::::( And Earth is even worse, especially where I'm going.

[tendtoenunciate]

Huh I Thought Their Sun Was Weaker Than Our Old One
This Is An Intriguing Development

[THE PLOT THICKENS]

OH wow I sure did misread the meaning of her last tag didn't I; I TOOK IT LITERALLY LMAO

[dicey]

Oh, well, yeah. But it's more sunny on Earth, and more hot. So I won't 8e 8urned to death, 8ut it'll 8e unpleasant!

AHAHA WOW SORRY but this is hsrp wordplay is our friend

[tendtoenunciate]

Unpleasant Indeed

Its Kind Of Funny That Neither Of Us Has Ever Set Foot On Earth

[dicey]

What's so funny a8out it?

[tendtoenunciate]

You Know Just Living Among Earth Culture Dominions Yet Never Actually Going There
Weird Right

[dicey]

I am going there.

[tendtoenunciate]

Oh Right
I Meant Still Not Having Been There Yet Though After Quite A While

Unless There Was Some Extraordinarily Elaborate Adstringendum Event I Guess

[dicey]

Yeah, I dou8t THAT would happen. 8ut it's going to 8e a 8itch finding the right place otherwise.

[tendtoenunciate]

As I Understand It At Least Youll Be Far From The Only One Seeking The Planet
So You Wont Be Working Alone

[dicey]

8ut the thing is, there are different Earths! It's confusing.