considering a Sing app (no really for real this time) as a CR AU

[dicey]

So you're really planning on doing it this time, huh? I can think of a few things you're pro8a8ly expecting me to say right now. Let me guess:

1. Good for you! I knew you'd do it eventually, even if you ended up w8ing a while.
2. Aw, you really feel like you could handle a second game with me even if you don't think you could with anyone else? I feel so special and flattered!
3. Meeting another version of me would 8e soooooooo exciting! I'm sure we would 8ecome 8est 8uddies in no time and definitely not try to kill each other in a fit of existential confusion.

I'm right, aren't I? That's the stuff you think I'm going to 8e teling you. To which I'm ACTUALLY going to say........

Do you get me at all???????? Get real! Here are some of my real thoughts:

1. Go fuck yourself.
2. Go fuck yourself.
3. I 8et I can find something 8ig, rusty, and uncomforta8le if you need any help with that.

Comments

[square_cubelaw]

Look, meeting yourself is not all it's cracked up to be.

It sounds like you're kind of a jerk. You're probably not going to like yourself.

[dicey]

I'm a jerk 8ecause I think my player's full of shit? It sounds like you're the jerk to me!

And I was 8eing sarcastic.

[square_cubelaw]

Yep, you sure proved me wrong.

Why don't you relax and give it a try?

[dicey]

Did you just say that it sucks?

[tendtoenunciate]

Ive Got A Few Spare Chainsaws If Youd Like Some Help With That

[dicey]

I knew I could count on you! ::::)

[square_cubelaw]

I meant the game and your mundane. Not meeting yourself.

Meeting yourself is kind of like having a sibling, I guess. Except you know why you should dislike them and know they are probably thinking the same thing.

[douchescar]

You could at least be moderately thankful your wwriter human has decided to put you in twwo places.
Some a us don't evven get to be in one.

[dicey]

Oh. I've already given my player tons of tries; you have no idea. I've 8een with her for more than a year! And this game idea has good and 8ad points.

I don't have a si8ling, so that's not a good comparison at all.

[dicey]

That's your pro8lem!

Games aren't always all they're cracked up to 8e, you know.

[douchescar]

Better than sittin here, wwhittlin awway at poetry on a dusty ship that is shovved in the back of the head space.

I'm nearly out a booze at this point an I really just wwant to experience wwhat some of the other peasants are bein blessed wwith.
But nay! WWait till yer turn, they said.
it'll come soon, they said.
_{Heh heh I used a meme.}

[dicey]

And did you ever think a8out, oh I don't know, listening to them????????

God, Eridan.

[because this is a grown-up Eridan, obviously]

[who else would it be]

[certainly not his ancestor, that would just be insane]

Just learn some patience!

........ And don't you dare tell me I'm 8eing a hypocrite.

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[douchescar]

_{[ oh boy. ]}

Eridan?

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[douchescar]

For LAND DWWELLIN CHRIST'S SAKE.
WWHY THE BLEEDIN FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENIN?
Do I havve ta tattoo it on my head wwhere evverybody can see it?
Evven THEN people wwill probably be so fuckin dense in the sponge they wwouldn't be bale to identify me STILL.

Yea, wwho is that bloke ovver there wwith ORPHANER DUALSCAR tattooed on this forehead?
Ay, I don't ken. But it looks awwfully a lot like that Eridan lad.
It must be him! But a course, because twwo indivviduals cannae RESEMBLE each other, maybe evven share the same blood colour!

For the lovve of all things pure and saint, lassie, you'vve got the wwrong Aquarius!

[tendtoenunciate]

[HAVE ANOTHER GIFT WRAPPED BOX!?

Littler, like the kind you get jewelry in. Black with thin green ribbon and inside three tubes of lipstick and some nail polish for good measure.]

The Nail Polish Is A Machete

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[dicey]

Oh.

[dicey]

It was a logical assumption to make, dum8shit!

I CRACKED UP IN PUBLIC THANKS TO YOU

[dicey]

God, you are the coolest. You are like my 8est friend.

[douchescar]

That's a load of mackerel, little Mindfang. I knoww dampt wwell yer Spin's descendent and ya certainly havve her attitude and matchin eyes ta boot.
She's just as bitchy as you are. EVVEN after wwe engage in black passionate romance.

WWhich is a lot.
WWas a lot.
Yea.

I didn't assume anythin other than that.

[dicey]

I'm not Mindfang.

[and she's not so sure she wants to be anymore]

[douchescar]

I knoww yer not, oh my god. You're her descendent, just as I said.
That wwas the entire point I wwas tryin to make if you wwere listenin. I don't knoww wwhat your name is otherwwise.
So, little Mindfang.

Unless you enlighten me wwith your introduction, I'm gonna call you that.
_{Mini Mindfang.
Oh, that's sort a cute.}

[dicey]

You know what I mean! I'm not Mini Mindfang. I'm Vriska. V-R-I-S-K-A. Mindfang was really cool and I used her name and identity for FLARP when I was a kid, that's all.

[does a fourteen-year-old really have the right to think of her thirteen-year-old self as just a kid? Vriska thinks so]

[douchescar]

WWell, damn. That's certainly somethin.
Though I doubt Spinnerent wwould havve really cared. Especially wwith her outstandin ego.

Yea, alright, VVriska.
Explain to me this FLARPin thing. Is it somethin wwigglers par take in?

[dicey]

It's extreme live-action roleplaying! I was into it for a long time.

And why wouldn't she care???????? I named an awesome level-gaining character after her and did tons of cool stuff! That's pretty impressive!

[not wanting to be just like Mindfang anymore doesn't mean she doesn't still idolize her, of course]

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[douchescar]

Livve action roleplayin.