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[fookingloveya]

Wot the fook do you think ya doin'? No. No. I know what you're thinkin' yeah? That's a given.

No. None of this is gonna work out between us. This whole muse-mun relationship thing goin' on is a bunch of bullocks. Ya are not gonna get any ideas about gettin' me involved in anythin', got it?

Either ya fook off or you're gonna get a slap in the face. Your choice mate.

And no. This username doesn't apply to ya.

Comments

[fookingloveya]

Ya. She thinks she can just wave me around like some fookin' puppet.

I don't need any of this shit.

[easy_a]

I know, I know. They're a bunch of twats.

Can't get mine to do anything right, either. It's such bullshit.

[fookingloveya]

How long have you been at this? Cuz I've only been with this wanker for less than a day and I'm already gettin' pissed off.

[easy_a]

Few weeks, maybe? I got no fucking clue.

I swear, there are literally no clocks around in her head. It's almost like she wants us to go mental with trying to figure out the time.

[fookingloveya]

Well this one here is gonna get a slap to the face and a punch to the gut if she doesn't get her shit together. It's like her mind is on fookin' drugs in here. Shit flyin' around and everythin'.

[easy_a]

Wot, is she on drugs or something?

Pretty sure that stuff can turn muns into complete nutters... if they're not already. It's like they're always fucking high.

[fookingloveya]

It seems like it. Ideas jumpin' around, to and fro. Can't keep track of things... Completely bonkers, this one is.

Let's hope yours is a little more sane.

[easy_a]

'Least it doesn't feel like a total circus. There's so many people in here... and most of them are completely mental.

I can't even get two fucking words in 'fore someone cuts me off, going on about goblins or princes and shit.

[fookingloveya]

Sounds like a fookin' fairy tale land in your mun's head there.

[easy_a]

That sounds about right. Feels like I'm bricking it all the time.

Who knows what those mentals are capable of.

[fookingloveya]

None of those bastards are touchin' ya, right? If they are, I'll break their fookin' fingers.

[SHE'S JUST CONCERNED ABOUT HER FRIEND OKAY]

[easy_a]

Most of them are chicks, and the guys that are in there are preoccupied.

I'm not sure if they're gay or wot, but only one of them actually even notices I'm there.

[fookingloveya]

Innit a good thing then? No one touchin' ya and all that.

[easy_a]

They could at least talk to me or something. I'm literally bored out of my brains most of the time.

[fookingloveya]

Then you should make your own fun. And if they have a problem with it, screw 'em.

[easy_a]

'Cept there's not a lot to use up in there.

Trust me, if there was a way to amuse myself and fuck the system, I'd be doing it right now.