fookingloveya: (You're gonna get a slap.)
Kelly Bailey ([personal profile] fookingloveya) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-16 10:47 pm
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V-Voice testing...


Wot the fook do you think ya doin'? No. No. I know what you're thinkin' yeah? That's a given.

No. None of this is gonna work out between us. This whole muse-mun relationship thing goin' on is a bunch of bullocks. Ya are not gonna get any ideas about gettin' me involved in anythin', got it?

Either ya fook off or you're gonna get a slap in the face. Your choice mate.

And no. This username doesn't apply to ya.
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tripled: [ nightingails ] (don't try this at home)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not doing much sleeping. I should charge for service this good. You know, a little bang and kachang.
fookingloveya: (This bitch here?)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-17 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
So you wanna be a man-whore, is that it?
tripled: [ nightingails ] (OH?)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-17 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no! I'm much more respectable than that! I make dreams come true for a small fee!

What've you got going for yourself, then?

fookingloveya: (Fooking headache.)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-17 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Dunno really. This fookin' mun of mine is all over the place. She can't keep her mind in one place half of the damn time, which is why this relationship between her and I is complete bullshit.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (tell me everything)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-17 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Mine's great. She hasn't got any sort of plans for me. It's brilliant! I get to be an invaluable member of this community. It's just another day, really.

She's got any plans for you, then? You know, they've got some of those games where everyone's got some of those freak powers. It's complete mayhem! Fuckin' amazing!
fookingloveya: (At your side.)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, she's too much of a pussy to go and throw me into a game. I'd rather not go into one really. These games sound too busy for me.

Who knows what she really has in store for me. If I don't like it though? I'll fookin' beat the shit outta her.
Edited 2012-07-18 00:03 (UTC)
tripled: [ nightingails ] (fasiofas)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus. So how does that work? The beatin' the shit out of her. Now, I'm no scientist or physicist or... whatever the hell knows about this, but I'd wager that's pretty impossible.

You know, I say it's a blessing for her. Imagine being immune to your hits! It's a superpower in its own right, really.
fookingloveya: (Piss off.)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'd figure out somethin' to make her change her mind about tossin' me into stupid shit!
tripled: [ nightingails ] (but i'm cute)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, Kelly, live a little! Stupid shit is the best shit! Even better... dangerous and stupid shit. It's a recipe for a party!
fookingloveya: (Calm before the storm.)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm livin' just fine here. Why go anywhere else?
tripled: [ nightingails ] (keyword)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why do we do anything we do? To have some real fuckin' fun! Look at our lives, we're just magnets for weird shit. We might as well embrace our fates! Maybe do some experimental drugs along the way, I don't judge!

I'm just saying, we finally got out of that shithole. It's time to party!
fookingloveya: (It's pretty easy.)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he gets a small smile at that. Even if he was annoying as hell, he did look to the brighter side of things.]

Yeah. Guess you're right about that.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (don't try this at home)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's what I'm lookin' for! No community service, no responsibilities, just me and a place I like to call Party Central.

It's great! I mean, there's a fucking Robin in here! He's no Batman but you know, you take what you can get...
fookingloveya: (Are you fo' real?)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Robin? You're shittin' me.

I suppose I canat least give this place a shot then. But I'm sayin' no to the games, ya? This mun of mine is a wuss when it comes to appin'.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (tell me everything)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, mate. Turns out he and Batman weren't having a homosexual affair at all. Shocking, right? Batman always sort of struck me as the paedophile type. And trust me, I know the type all too well.

Yeah, alright then. The one here'll reserve and then do fuck all. It's a bit discouraging, yeah? I mean, I'm by far the best-looking guy here, not to mention I've got a kick-ass personality! If anyone deserves to be apped, it's me!

Sounds a bit dirty, doesn't it? I'd app that. She just apped me. I'll app your brains out.
fookingloveya: (You're Bono alright.)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[gdi Nathan, did you just go there?]

App that? Really, Nathan?

[EYEROLL, but can't help but smile again, shit]

We'll see if this one can pull her big girl knickers up in time.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (but i'm cute)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're just jealous you didn't think of it first. I tell you, it's going to be the new slang sweeping the nation! I just called it, right now. And you know what, app anybody who thinks otherwise. Mother-appers, all of 'em.

Well, maybe she just needs a little prodding, you know? Just a gentle little motivator to get her self-esteem up! Something along the lines of "pull up your fucking knickers, you twat" oughta do the job. Add in a friendly little slap, it'll really seal the deal!
fookingloveya: (Explaining.)

your Nathan is amazing btw

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno if that'll do it. Other people in this headspace of her's has been tellin' her to get some confidence. It's like talkin' to a fookin' brickwall from what I'm told.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (tell me everything)

sobs and keysmashes all over the place THANK YOU

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
You've got the whole tough love thing going for you there. Or you know what, you can just bribe her! Back in the day, living with my mum, I told her if she got me a bicycle I'd stop trying to get her boyfriend arrested for a week.

I broke it in a few days and told her he tried to use it as a murder weapon, but that's beside the point, really.
fookingloveya: (Fooking wanker.)

NP you deserve it!

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Bribe her? With wot exactly? I'm in her head. S'not like I can give her somethin' ya?
tripled: [ nightingails ] (wat)

your kelly isn't too shabby either :)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I can't be expected to think through all the ideas! I mean, we all know I'm the brains of this operation, but I'm only a man! I make mistakes.

Oh, I don't know. Can't you just take a shit in her mind or something?
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