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[fookingloveya]

Wot the fook do you think ya doin'? No. No. I know what you're thinkin' yeah? That's a given.

No. None of this is gonna work out between us. This whole muse-mun relationship thing goin' on is a bunch of bullocks. Ya are not gonna get any ideas about gettin' me involved in anythin', got it?

Either ya fook off or you're gonna get a slap in the face. Your choice mate.

And no. This username doesn't apply to ya.

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[fookingloveya]

[Okay, he gets a small smile at that. Even if he was annoying as hell, he did look to the brighter side of things.]

Yeah. Guess you're right about that.

[tripled]

Yeah, that's what I'm lookin' for! No community service, no responsibilities, just me and a place I like to call Party Central.

It's great! I mean, there's a fucking Robin in here! He's no Batman but you know, you take what you can get...

[fookingloveya]

Robin? You're shittin' me.

I suppose I canat least give this place a shot then. But I'm sayin' no to the games, ya? This mun of mine is a wuss when it comes to appin'.

[tripled]

Yeah, mate. Turns out he and Batman weren't having a homosexual affair at all. Shocking, right? Batman always sort of struck me as the paedophile type. And trust me, I know the type all too well.

Yeah, alright then. The one here'll reserve and then do fuck all. It's a bit discouraging, yeah? I mean, I'm by far the best-looking guy here, not to mention I've got a kick-ass personality! If anyone deserves to be apped, it's me!

Sounds a bit dirty, doesn't it? I'd app that. She just apped me. I'll app your brains out.

[fookingloveya]

[gdi Nathan, did you just go there?]

App that? Really, Nathan?

[EYEROLL, but can't help but smile again, shit]

We'll see if this one can pull her big girl knickers up in time.

[tripled]

Oh, you're just jealous you didn't think of it first. I tell you, it's going to be the new slang sweeping the nation! I just called it, right now. And you know what, app anybody who thinks otherwise. Mother-appers, all of 'em.

Well, maybe she just needs a little prodding, you know? Just a gentle little motivator to get her self-esteem up! Something along the lines of "pull up your fucking knickers, you twat" oughta do the job. Add in a friendly little slap, it'll really seal the deal!

your Nathan is amazing btw

[fookingloveya]

I dunno if that'll do it. Other people in this headspace of her's has been tellin' her to get some confidence. It's like talkin' to a fookin' brickwall from what I'm told.

sobs and keysmashes all over the place THANK YOU

[tripled]

You've got the whole tough love thing going for you there. Or you know what, you can just bribe her! Back in the day, living with my mum, I told her if she got me a bicycle I'd stop trying to get her boyfriend arrested for a week.

I broke it in a few days and told her he tried to use it as a murder weapon, but that's beside the point, really.

NP you deserve it!

[fookingloveya]

Bribe her? With wot exactly? I'm in her head. S'not like I can give her somethin' ya?

your kelly isn't too shabby either :)

[tripled]

Well... I can't be expected to think through all the ideas! I mean, we all know I'm the brains of this operation, but I'm only a man! I make mistakes.

Oh, I don't know. Can't you just take a shit in her mind or something?