fookingloveya: (You're gonna get a slap.)
Kelly Bailey ([personal profile] fookingloveya) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-16 10:47 pm
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V-Voice testing...


Wot the fook do you think ya doin'? No. No. I know what you're thinkin' yeah? That's a given.

No. None of this is gonna work out between us. This whole muse-mun relationship thing goin' on is a bunch of bullocks. Ya are not gonna get any ideas about gettin' me involved in anythin', got it?

Either ya fook off or you're gonna get a slap in the face. Your choice mate.

And no. This username doesn't apply to ya.
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tripled: [ nightingails ] (tell me everything)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, mate. Turns out he and Batman weren't having a homosexual affair at all. Shocking, right? Batman always sort of struck me as the paedophile type. And trust me, I know the type all too well.

Yeah, alright then. The one here'll reserve and then do fuck all. It's a bit discouraging, yeah? I mean, I'm by far the best-looking guy here, not to mention I've got a kick-ass personality! If anyone deserves to be apped, it's me!

Sounds a bit dirty, doesn't it? I'd app that. She just apped me. I'll app your brains out.
fookingloveya: (You're Bono alright.)

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[gdi Nathan, did you just go there?]

App that? Really, Nathan?

[EYEROLL, but can't help but smile again, shit]

We'll see if this one can pull her big girl knickers up in time.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (but i'm cute)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you're just jealous you didn't think of it first. I tell you, it's going to be the new slang sweeping the nation! I just called it, right now. And you know what, app anybody who thinks otherwise. Mother-appers, all of 'em.

Well, maybe she just needs a little prodding, you know? Just a gentle little motivator to get her self-esteem up! Something along the lines of "pull up your fucking knickers, you twat" oughta do the job. Add in a friendly little slap, it'll really seal the deal!
fookingloveya: (Explaining.)

your Nathan is amazing btw

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno if that'll do it. Other people in this headspace of her's has been tellin' her to get some confidence. It's like talkin' to a fookin' brickwall from what I'm told.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (tell me everything)

sobs and keysmashes all over the place THANK YOU

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
You've got the whole tough love thing going for you there. Or you know what, you can just bribe her! Back in the day, living with my mum, I told her if she got me a bicycle I'd stop trying to get her boyfriend arrested for a week.

I broke it in a few days and told her he tried to use it as a murder weapon, but that's beside the point, really.
fookingloveya: (Fooking wanker.)

NP you deserve it!

[personal profile] fookingloveya 2012-07-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Bribe her? With wot exactly? I'm in her head. S'not like I can give her somethin' ya?
tripled: [ nightingails ] (wat)

your kelly isn't too shabby either :)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-18 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... I can't be expected to think through all the ideas! I mean, we all know I'm the brains of this operation, but I'm only a man! I make mistakes.

Oh, I don't know. Can't you just take a shit in her mind or something?
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