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[fookingloveya]

Wot the fook do you think ya doin'? No. No. I know what you're thinkin' yeah? That's a given.

No. None of this is gonna work out between us. This whole muse-mun relationship thing goin' on is a bunch of bullocks. Ya are not gonna get any ideas about gettin' me involved in anythin', got it?

Either ya fook off or you're gonna get a slap in the face. Your choice mate.

And no. This username doesn't apply to ya.

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[tripled]

[OH MY GOD he forgot how terrible your accent is]

Mm. So feisty.

It's not so bad, yeah? You can have a wank whenever you want and there's no reason to wear trousers. Yeah, it's a man's dream, really.

[fookingloveya]

[DEAL WITH IT]

Ya. A man's dream. Not mine. This place is a fookin' shithole.

[tripled]

Yeah? I'd rather be here than picking up litter at the community centre. There's some women here, yeah? And I'm not saying I shagged 'em, but... I shagged 'em. And it was the best fifteen minutes of their lives. I'm a fucking God 'round here! Nathan Young, master of love. Now, you ladies didn't appreciate what you had. And now it's gone. Try not to cry too hard about it, will you?

[fookingloveya]

You're a shitty liar.

[tripled]

Hey now! It pains me to hear you talk like that. It may be hard to hear, but I am a very wanted man! Any man with this beautiful of a face is irresistable. It's science.

[fookingloveya]

[NOT IMPRESSED]

I think you're overexaggeratin' how much people want a ya. Once they get past the face... it's all fookin' down hill from there.

[tripled]

So you like my face.

[fookingloveya]

Don't be gettin' cocky on me, mate.

[tripled]

Hey, it's not cocky if it's true! You know you want some. And who could blame you, really?

[fookingloveya]

I think I'll pass. Best to stay as mates, ya?

[tripled]

Oh, yeah. Whatever! You're missing out on all this , but your loss. I've still got my lovely ladies. Best to give the old tiger a rest, if you know what I mean.

[fookingloveya]

Lovely ladies hm? Name five of 'em.

[tripled]

Well, I'm bad at names, you know! How can I be expected to remember all those names? I'm pretty sure one of 'em was a Jessica. Or maybe a Sasha.

[fookingloveya]

Wotever keeps you asleep at night.

[tripled]

Oh, I'm not doing much sleeping. I should charge for service this good. You know, a little bang and kachang.

[fookingloveya]

So you wanna be a man-whore, is that it?

[tripled]

No, no! I'm much more respectable than that! I make dreams come true for a small fee!

What've you got going for yourself, then?

[fookingloveya]

Dunno really. This fookin' mun of mine is all over the place. She can't keep her mind in one place half of the damn time, which is why this relationship between her and I is complete bullshit.

[tripled]

Yeah? Mine's great. She hasn't got any sort of plans for me. It's brilliant! I get to be an invaluable member of this community. It's just another day, really.

She's got any plans for you, then? You know, they've got some of those games where everyone's got some of those freak powers. It's complete mayhem! Fuckin' amazing!

[fookingloveya]

Nah, she's too much of a pussy to go and throw me into a game. I'd rather not go into one really. These games sound too busy for me.

Who knows what she really has in store for me. If I don't like it though? I'll fookin' beat the shit outta her.

[tripled]

Jesus. So how does that work? The beatin' the shit out of her. Now, I'm no scientist or physicist or... whatever the hell knows about this, but I'd wager that's pretty impossible.

You know, I say it's a blessing for her. Imagine being immune to your hits! It's a superpower in its own right, really.

[fookingloveya]

I'd figure out somethin' to make her change her mind about tossin' me into stupid shit!

[tripled]

Come on, Kelly, live a little! Stupid shit is the best shit! Even better... dangerous and stupid shit. It's a recipe for a party!

[fookingloveya]

I'm livin' just fine here. Why go anywhere else?

[tripled]

Why do we do anything we do? To have some real fuckin' fun! Look at our lives, we're just magnets for weird shit. We might as well embrace our fates! Maybe do some experimental drugs along the way, I don't judge!

I'm just saying, we finally got out of that shithole. It's time to party!