...IDEK. I resisted the urge to make a journal for, like, two months.

[princeofhopeless]

you couldvve i dont knoww ignored me or somethin
youre really fuckin good at that
you dont really like me an i cant say im thrilled to be here either
so wwhy evven make the fuckin journal at all
i dont get it
an dont say you wwant to "explore my character" or wwhatever the fuck that means
you dont havve to fuckin like me
wwho needs to be liked by an asshole like you
the last thing either a us needs is your goddamn ocd out a hand
...
just because youvve only noticed me noww doesnt mean i just got here
okay
ivve been in this stupid corner a long stupid wwhile
im fuckin dead so wwatchin is like the neww thing im so fuckin great at
its not a goddamn crime noww is it
your ridiculous naggin about my awwesome cape on the other hand...

Comments

[suckafish]

holy mother glubbing mackerel
you are whiny as hell

[princeofhopeless]

wwoww okay i see you missed the part about bein dead
not that i blame you because its unspeakable that an awwesome guy like me is dead
fuckin anticlimactic wwhod keep on readin that story
but seriously
i havve vvery fuckin legitimate complaints an none a them invvolvve wwhinin
at all

[suckafish]

hey douchefin
im D-EAD too
are you just a flippin moron or are you actually blind

[princeofhopeless]

oh
wwell you probably deservved it no offence just goin by howw you talk
also knock it off wwith the fef inpersonation
youre not evven good at it

[suckafish]

)(A)(A oh wow
youre not one or the other youre both
a flippin blind moron

[doomed_tits]

ii dont know how but you're actually wor2e than the fii2hfuck from my uniiver2e

[princeofhopeless]

shut up sol

let's see how long it takes him to realize the gender change

[doomed_tits]

fuck no
ii dont take order2 from you anyway but you're not even the erii ii know

hang on, I need to go grab some popcorn

[princeofhopeless]

the eri you knoww is that supposed to be a fuckin joke
because it aint funny sol
not evven a little

[glowsferatu]

Ugh

[princeofhopeless]

if someone should be ughin around here it aint you kan
okay
fuckin rude

[glowsferatu]

On The Contrary
Few Have Come To Deserve It On Quite The Level I Have
And Most Certainly Not Yourself

[princeofhopeless]

YOU CUT ME IN FUCKIN HALF WWITH A GODDAMN CHAINSAWW

[frustration]

OH ME OH MY, ANOTHER SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE WHOSE STRINGLIMB-MASTER WANTS TO PULL THEIR ASS OUT TO ~EXPLORE THE DEPTHS~, AND SUBSEQUENTLY MAKE FLAMING FOOLS OF THEM BOTH.
JOIN THE CLUB.
WE'VE GOT TEE SHIRTS.

[princeofhopeless]

kar wwhat the fuck are you talkin about
youre still wwearin your silly anonymous shirt
im sorry
im not joinin a club that enforces wweird grey anonymity
the fins givve me awway anywway

[frustration]

OH NO NO NO.
YOU MISUNDERSTAND.
YOU CAN STILL FLAUNT YOUR GARISH PURPLE SLUDGE ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE IF YOU WANT.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU CAN EVEN PUT YOUR SYMBOL ON A CUTE LITTLE PIN.

[princeofhopeless]

wwhat about my cape
do i get to keep my cape because i aint goin anywwhere wwithout my cape an this wwoman givves me enough fuckin grief about it already

[cullscuttlefish]

--Eridan Ampora, you glubbing stop t)(at rig)(t now. All you're doing is feeling sorry for yours)(ellf and w)(ining about it.

T)(ings are not t)(at bad, and you know it. Is it reely so bad, )(aving someone notice you? )(aving someone want to figure out w)(at makes you tick? I s)(ore as s)(ell don't t)(ink so.

Give it a c)(ance, okay?

[princeofhopeless]

fef you dont understand no one understands shes crazy an she hates me
an wwhat do you evven care you dont givve a fuck anywway
no one does

[cullscuttlefish]

If I didn't give a fuck, would I be replying to t)(is? No. I would not.

So. W)(at are you going to do? Are you going to w)(ine about )(ow your mun supposedly )(ates you? Mine likes me, and yet at t)(e plaice s)(e sent me, s)(e's still krilled me four times. So.

[princeofhopeless]

wwas that supposed to make me feel better because it didnt like at all
actually i dont wwant her to like me she kills off the ones she likes
like the other one
poor fuckin stupid idiot but then hes a fuckin land dwweller hes got it commin i suppose

i dont evven knoww wwhat the fuck fef i didnt think youd be talkin to me after
you knoww
the incident

[douchescar]

Oi.
Shut it, boyo.

sticking his foot up his nose in 3... 2... 1...

[princeofhopeless]

says wwho
youre not the boss a me

poor bby

[douchescar]

Says me.
Admiral Dualscar, or otherwwise knowwn as The Orphaner. I control a fleet under Her Majesty's command.

I am also your felloww Aquarius.

And your ancestor.

I'm rather fuckin' positivve I havve evvery right to demand you shut your wword hole, considerin' most of the time yer embarrassin' me.

that sound you just heard was his brain imploding. It hurt more than getting chainsawed, too.

[princeofhopeless]

...i
im sorry sir