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dear_mun2012-06-28 04:59 pm
princeofhopeless) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-28 04:59 pm
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...IDEK. I resisted the urge to make a journal for, like, two months.
you couldvve i dont knoww ignored me or somethin
youre really fuckin good at that
you dont really like me an i cant say im thrilled to be here either
so wwhy evven make the fuckin journal at all
i dont get it
an dont say you wwant to "explore my character" or wwhatever the fuck that means
you dont havve to fuckin like me
wwho needs to be liked by an asshole like you
the last thing either a us needs is your goddamn ocd out a hand
...
just because youvve only noticed me noww doesnt mean i just got here
okay
ivve been in this stupid corner a long stupid wwhile
im fuckin dead so wwatchin is like the neww thing im so fuckin great at
its not a goddamn crime noww is it
your ridiculous naggin about my awwesome cape on the other hand...
youre really fuckin good at that
you dont really like me an i cant say im thrilled to be here either
so wwhy evven make the fuckin journal at all
i dont get it
an dont say you wwant to "explore my character" or wwhatever the fuck that means
you dont havve to fuckin like me
wwho needs to be liked by an asshole like you
the last thing either a us needs is your goddamn ocd out a hand
...
just because youvve only noticed me noww doesnt mean i just got here
okay
ivve been in this stupid corner a long stupid wwhile
im fuckin dead so wwatchin is like the neww thing im so fuckin great at
its not a goddamn crime noww is it
your ridiculous naggin about my awwesome cape on the other hand...
Terrible/wonderful things. Also I am so sorry, Karkat + sleep deprevation= TERRIBLE THINGS.
[He knew that Eridan tended to do this, but... he's still taken a bit by surprise when he starts out. Fortunately, he's back to looking pissy by the end of the little tirade.]
YEAH.
RIGHT, OK, KILL ALL LANDDWELLERS.
I HAVE TO WONDER, IS THIS DEEP-SEATED BURNING VEHEMENCE FOR ALL OF US STAMMERING DIRT-FLAPPERS JUST COMING OUT OF GAMZEE?
OR SOME OF IT, ANYWAY?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
>Eridan. Hey, terrible things are a given.
like theyvve evver done anythin for me
no offense
bluh bluh what is sleep
YEAH, UH, SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO LET THAT SHIT GO.
RIGHT INTO THE OPEN WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.
AND ALSO HEAR YOU SCREAMING ABOUT YOUR. FUCKING. OCEAN LIKE A CASTRATED MOTHER BANSHEE.
IT HAPPENS.
lmao, we can go on tomorrow if you want
its not like it matters anymore
ffff yeah I'll probably be tucking in soon, but we can definitely continue. xD
SO THE ONE PLAN GOT RUINED. OK. THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
BETWEEN YOU ELEVEN NOOKSTAINS, MY AMAZING PLANS HIT THE INCINERATOR ON A DAILY BASIS.
SO JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO, I GUESS?
OTHER... FISH IN THE... SEA OR SOME SHIT.
sure thing!
fuck you kar next time you die ill be sure to rub it in howw no one wwil care an howw youll be replaced because
fuck it
there are other fish in the sea or some shit
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I KNOW INSENSITIVITY IS KIND OF MY THING, BUT THAT'S NOT THE TOPIC HERE.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR LITTLE MASS GENOCIDE PLANS, DIPSHIT.
NOT MY FAULT IF YOUR LITTLE BOUT OF MELODRAMA KIND OF TURNED THE CONVERSATION ON ITS HEAD.
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is that wwhat you just did
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id expect that kind a thin from kan maybe
...uuugh I'm sorry, Karkat is so out of form. xD
MORE POWER TO HER.
IN FACT, I'M GOING TO NOMINATE KANAYA OUR NEW SECOND-IN-COMMAND.
HER SHOCKING INSIGHT AND IMMACULATE HAIR WILL SURELY SERVE US WELL IN THE COMING TRIALS.
SUCK ON THAT, LOVER BOY.
haha, it's okay! <3
but wwhen she goes bloodsuckin crazy on all a you an starts cuttin people in half again
im gonna remind you a this convversation
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IT'S BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS JUST THAT THICK.
LOOK, YOU FESTERING CARCASS OF A NEWBORN SHIT-MAGGOT.
THE ONLY PERSON SHE CUT IN HALF IS YOU.
DO YOU KNOW WHY?
DID YOU EVER CONSIDER THAT?
IT WAS BECAUSE -- GET THIS -- YOU PISSED HER OFF.
IF I COULD PUT THAT LAST PART IN CAPS FOR MORE EMPHASIS, I WOULD.
YOU PISSED HER OFF.
WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT THING WAS, NOOKSTAIN, YOU WENT INTO YOUR LITTLE RIGHTEOUS FURY MODE AND SMASHED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF IT.
NOT TO MENTION FEFERI.
GODDAMN FEFERI!
HERE, I HAVE AN EXERCISE FOR YOU, ERIDAN.
NEXT TIME, BEFORE YOU'RE ABOUT TO KILL SOMEBODY WITH YOUR FAIRY FARTS, ASK YOURSELF SOMETHING.
"IS THIS GOING TO MAKE SOMEONE MAD AT ME?"
OK?
THAT'S IT.
THEN YOU CAN KILL THEM.
JUST AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND THE GODDAMN IMPLICATIONS OF THE ART.
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maybe i wwouldnt havve had to kill anyone if someone had bothered to not bloww me off wwhen i was tryin to talk about it
besides she pissed me off first howws that evven fair
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IT'S ABOUT YOU PISSED HER OFF, SO SHE KILLED YOU.
COME ON, ERIDAN, YOU'RE LIKE THE EXPERT ON UNREASONABLE MURDER ETIQUETTE.
IS THIS REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD???
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THE FUCK.
DOES THAT CHANGE.
ANYTHING.
LEGITIMATE QUESTION.
PLEASE, EXPLAIN.
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because its not fuckin fun its also not fuckin fun wwhen some jadeblood landmunchin bitch takes ovver
wwhats essentially your predestined role in life
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EVERYONE IS DEAD.
YOUR BIRTH RIGHT TO BE A POMPOUS ASSHOLE IS ALSO DEAD.
YOU ARE NOT WORTH ANYTHING MORE THAN KANAYA. OR SOLLUX. OR ME. OR ANYONE ELSE.
AT THIS POINT IN TIME, YOU ARE WORTH ABOUT AS MUCH AS YOUR OBNOXIOUSLY-GARNISHED FIST CAN PUNCH IN ONE DAY.
OR YOUR JUST PLAIN OBNOXIOUS MAGIC, WHATEVER.
OF COURSE IT'S NOT FUN WHEN YOU DIE.
IT ALSO WON'T BE FUN FOR ALL THOSE POOR, SNIVELING LANDDWELLERS YOU'LL KILL, ASSUMING YOU'LL EVEN GET AROUND TO ACTUALLY DOING THAT, WHICH YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE OH LOOK. EVERYONE IS DEAD!
IT'S ALL FULL CIRCLE, YOU SEE. THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS JUST ONE BIG OUROBOROS LOOKING OUT FOR ENDLESS OPPORTUNITIES TO FUCK YOU OVER.
AND WHEN YOU SIT HERE AND GO "WWEH" ABOUT PROBLEMS YOU SERIOUSLY SHOULDN'T BE COMPLAINING ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE, THAT OUROBOROS LOSES TRACK OF ITS TAIL FOR A SECOND, AND WILL IN THE MEANTIME EAT YOU.
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but seriously its okay if you dont understand i didnt really expect you to
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BUT-- OH, WOE! WOE IS ME! I FORGET THAT POOR ERIDAN IS NOTHING BUT A POOR, LOWLY ILLITERATE.
HE WOULD UNDERSTAND NOTHING OF THE IMMACULATE ART OF WORDCRAFT.
(OR ANYTHING ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER, BUT I DIGRESS.)
EVEN TROLL WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE IS LOST ON HIM.
ALACK, ALACK, A-MOTHER-FUCKING-LACK.
I think I just went Godtier on the English Lit Geekery contained in this tag
evveryone wwhose evver read a history book can tell you that wwas just the penname a the earl a troxford an the wwhole troll shakespeare thing is just a conspiracy to keep you landmunchers happy
i mean as if a landdwweller could havve really wwritten all those plays an stuff its obvviously seadwweller skill right there
but i dont expect someone like you to knoww that i bet you cant evven afford to read the books that tell his real story
its sad kar
its sad an you dont understand
besides troll john wwebster is far superior anywway misunderstood genius that he wwas
Good, because I'm hilariously low on the echeladder for that one.
WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS A PACK OF LIES MADE BY OTHER FUCKING HIGHBLOODS BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL PISSED THAT A GREENBLOOD CAN WRITE BETTER THAN THEY CAN.
I BET YOU COULD CHECK ANY *REAL* BOOK ON THE SUBJECT AND FIND THE EXACT FUCKING OPPOSITE.
OH, AND TROLL JOHN WEBSTER? PLEASE.
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF TROLL DOCTOR FAUSTUS COULD KICK HIS ENTIRE LIBRARY IN THE BULGE ANY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK.
[...And yet, for some reason, the mun finds Karkat being well-versed in Alternian literature fucking hilarious, so she's sticking with it.]