Oh look, it's your ex-husband!

[catouttahell]

 No.

No.

Why.

No.

It wasn't a big deal before, but whoa nelly, is this the deal breaker of the century.  I mean, the only reason I would go willingly is to make sure he stays the heck away from Angie.

Aaaaaargh, just when I was ready to have a nice relaxing time there!  Maybe flirt with some other dimensional super-cuties, but nooooo.  Mister I'm the Son of Devil Everybody has to do what I say in my tiny leather pants shows up.  And before me!!

Worst thing ever.  You better get on that app, missy.

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[radiantly]

Best thing ever, I think you meant!

[catouttahell]

Ex-husbands aside, yeah. You just let me know if the yucky demon king does any bad things to you.

I'll kick him in the teeth.

[radiantly]

I'll report any and everything to you!

But seriously, Patsy, I'm so excited!

[catouttahell]

Yeah, I have to admit I'm looking forward to stretching my legs in a new city. Felicia's there too, right?

[radiantly]

Yes, but she's not our Felicia.

[catouttahell]

Oh.. That kind of stinks.

What are her feelings on martinis and karaoke?

[radiantly]

I'm pretty sure she is highly in favor of those.

[catouttahell]

Works for me! The world can always use martini-loving karaoke-singing Felicas.

[knowsbetter]

None may command Doom.

[catouttahell]

Oh yeah?

I think gravity's got a pretty firm command on you, Doctor Iron-butt.

[knowsbetter]

A simple response to that would be for me to activate the rockets in my sabatons, wouldn't you agree?

[catouttahell]

Yeah, but gravity still plays a part in that process doesn't it? Even when you're up in the air, gravity's still the boss otherwise you'd be somewhere around Pluto.

[knowsbetter]

Yet I would still be manipulating it, using it for my own gain.

[catouttahell]

Yeah, but if somebody knocks out those rockets, you'll be face first in the dirt.

Manipulating isn't the same as controlling, ask any high school girl.

[knowsbetter]

I do not believe I used the word 'control'.

And while the two of us do not have much history battling one another, even you should know I have a contingency for any event.

1/2

[catouttahell]

Sure, but you have admit, Doom-ey, that there's always someone bigger and badder out there that not even your contingency plans can take down.

2/2 I'm sorry she's a brat

[catouttahell]

Squirrel Girl says hi, by the way.

[wing_of_night]

...Guy troubles?

[catouttahell]

Like you wouldn't believe.

I swear he was just the figurative Son of Satan when I married him. ...I think.

[wing_of_night]

If it makes you feel any better, I've had my share of relationship problems too. My fiancee left me at the altar when a demon showed up and did... something I'm not even sure what, and then had to go back to her home planet.

And that was just the first of my failed marriage attempts.

[catouttahell]

Jeepers! I hope she didn't try to invade afterwards.

It's the superhero condition, my friend. Some of us are just not meant for commitment.

[wing_of_night]

[Have the patented Grayson smile. Guaranteed to be hiding all kinds of issues behind a disarming smirk.]

No, but she lost her memory and started sleeping with a couple of my friends. That's just awkward.

I hear ya. Doesn't help when the love interest doesn't have any super powers and the psychos know that.

[Yeah, still blaming himself for Joker paralyzing Babs.]

[catouttahell]

Seriously, what is it with our community and amnesia.

Now see, I know a few gals. ...Well not "know" persay, but if you go up to the 4th wall and squint, I know some girls who do the whole no superpowers dating thing and they do just fine. That's more subjective.

[wing_of_night]

I hear ya. I know at least five people who have had amnesia or found out they were a clone or something.

Unfortunately, in our line of work, the lack of powers can turn into a liability. The only reason I get away with it is because I'm part of the League and pretty well connected. Hell, Superman is like an uncle to me.

[catouttahell]

Oh yeah, connections help a whole lot. I don't have quite as many to the big leagues after my brief stay in Hell.

Of course, the Hulk never was one to leave a forwarding address.