Oh look, it's your ex-husband!

[catouttahell]

 No.

No.

Why.

No.

It wasn't a big deal before, but whoa nelly, is this the deal breaker of the century.  I mean, the only reason I would go willingly is to make sure he stays the heck away from Angie.

Aaaaaargh, just when I was ready to have a nice relaxing time there!  Maybe flirt with some other dimensional super-cuties, but nooooo.  Mister I'm the Son of Devil Everybody has to do what I say in my tiny leather pants shows up.  And before me!!

Worst thing ever.  You better get on that app, missy.

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[catouttahell]

Like you wouldn't believe.

I swear he was just the figurative Son of Satan when I married him. ...I think.

[wing_of_night]

If it makes you feel any better, I've had my share of relationship problems too. My fiancee left me at the altar when a demon showed up and did... something I'm not even sure what, and then had to go back to her home planet.

And that was just the first of my failed marriage attempts.

[catouttahell]

Jeepers! I hope she didn't try to invade afterwards.

It's the superhero condition, my friend. Some of us are just not meant for commitment.

[wing_of_night]

[Have the patented Grayson smile. Guaranteed to be hiding all kinds of issues behind a disarming smirk.]

No, but she lost her memory and started sleeping with a couple of my friends. That's just awkward.

I hear ya. Doesn't help when the love interest doesn't have any super powers and the psychos know that.

[Yeah, still blaming himself for Joker paralyzing Babs.]

[catouttahell]

Seriously, what is it with our community and amnesia.

Now see, I know a few gals. ...Well not "know" persay, but if you go up to the 4th wall and squint, I know some girls who do the whole no superpowers dating thing and they do just fine. That's more subjective.

[wing_of_night]

I hear ya. I know at least five people who have had amnesia or found out they were a clone or something.

Unfortunately, in our line of work, the lack of powers can turn into a liability. The only reason I get away with it is because I'm part of the League and pretty well connected. Hell, Superman is like an uncle to me.

[catouttahell]

Oh yeah, connections help a whole lot. I don't have quite as many to the big leagues after my brief stay in Hell.

Of course, the Hulk never was one to leave a forwarding address.

[wing_of_night]

I gotta say, I'll never understand how your world survives without an organization like the League. Makes the business safer for us, and the whole global surveillance thing makes spotting the next overly elaborate death trap so much faster.

[catouttahell]

We're better connected than you think! Do you know how many people have been in the Avengers? You guys got your families and we're one big slurry of teams within teams.