Oh look, it's your ex-husband!

[catouttahell]

 No.

No.

Why.

No.

It wasn't a big deal before, but whoa nelly, is this the deal breaker of the century.  I mean, the only reason I would go willingly is to make sure he stays the heck away from Angie.

Aaaaaargh, just when I was ready to have a nice relaxing time there!  Maybe flirt with some other dimensional super-cuties, but nooooo.  Mister I'm the Son of Devil Everybody has to do what I say in my tiny leather pants shows up.  And before me!!

Worst thing ever.  You better get on that app, missy.

Comments

[catouttahell]

Yeah, but gravity still plays a part in that process doesn't it? Even when you're up in the air, gravity's still the boss otherwise you'd be somewhere around Pluto.

[knowsbetter]

Yet I would still be manipulating it, using it for my own gain.

[catouttahell]

Yeah, but if somebody knocks out those rockets, you'll be face first in the dirt.

Manipulating isn't the same as controlling, ask any high school girl.

[knowsbetter]

I do not believe I used the word 'control'.

And while the two of us do not have much history battling one another, even you should know I have a contingency for any event.

1/2

[catouttahell]

Sure, but you have admit, Doom-ey, that there's always someone bigger and badder out there that not even your contingency plans can take down.

2/2 I'm sorry she's a brat

[catouttahell]

Squirrel Girl says hi, by the way.

Re: 2/2 I'm sorry she's a brat

[knowsbetter]

I beg to differ. Am I not known as the most dangerous and powerful man of our world? I just survived an encounter with a group of mad Celestials not too long ago. I have vivisected gods.

There is little that could even remotely pose a threat to Doom.

[catouttahell]

I froze over Hell and beat three, count it, three devils at their own game.

Backwards in high heels.

[knowsbetter]

And I've battled my way out of hell, and beaten Mephisto at his own game as well.

This is not a contest however. In a battle between the two of us we both know who would walk away.

[catouttahell]

[ Would it be immature to stick her tongue out at Doom? ..........................................Probably. ]

You started it.

[knowsbetter]

Bah, hardly. You're the one who wished to measure your strengths against mine.

Would it surprise you to hear I've encountered small children with more maturity and wisdom?

[catouttahell]

If you're referring to Sue and Reed's kids, that totally doesn't count. Most unfair curve ever.

[knowsbetter]

Perhaps not little Valeria, but even the son is your better.

[catouttahell]

Still an unfair curve.

Anyway, I'm living my second time around how I please and that includes indulging in a little immaturity around crazy science magic guys now and then.

So there.

[knowsbetter]

So I am crazy for wanting to make the world a better place?

[catouttahell]

No, that'd be the megalomania.

[knowsbetter]

Great minds and visionaries have always been described as insane by their lessers who cannot see the greater picture.

[catouttahell]

If your visions include hurting people to achieve an end, you're not much of a great mind.

[knowsbetter]

Yes, I would sacrifice a few to save many. Would you rather have humanity destroy itself? Destroy the Earth?

[catouttahell]

You don't get to make that choice for them. You don't have that right.

[knowsbetter]

If not I, then who?

[catouttahell]

See, that's the problem with guys like you, Doom-ie. You spend so much time up on your high horse, you lose touch with what people down here are actually like.

[knowsbetter]

I think not. Would they prefer the world as it is now, or a world free of crime, famine, disease and wars?