Oh look, it's your ex-husband!

[catouttahell]

 No.

No.

Why.

No.

It wasn't a big deal before, but whoa nelly, is this the deal breaker of the century.  I mean, the only reason I would go willingly is to make sure he stays the heck away from Angie.

Aaaaaargh, just when I was ready to have a nice relaxing time there!  Maybe flirt with some other dimensional super-cuties, but nooooo.  Mister I'm the Son of Devil Everybody has to do what I say in my tiny leather pants shows up.  And before me!!

Worst thing ever.  You better get on that app, missy.

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[radiantly]

Best thing ever, I think you meant!

[catouttahell]

Ex-husbands aside, yeah. You just let me know if the yucky demon king does any bad things to you.

I'll kick him in the teeth.

[radiantly]

I'll report any and everything to you!

But seriously, Patsy, I'm so excited!

[catouttahell]

Yeah, I have to admit I'm looking forward to stretching my legs in a new city. Felicia's there too, right?

[radiantly]

Yes, but she's not our Felicia.

[catouttahell]

Oh.. That kind of stinks.

What are her feelings on martinis and karaoke?

[radiantly]

I'm pretty sure she is highly in favor of those.

[catouttahell]

Works for me! The world can always use martini-loving karaoke-singing Felicas.

[knowsbetter]

None may command Doom.

[catouttahell]

Oh yeah?

I think gravity's got a pretty firm command on you, Doctor Iron-butt.

[knowsbetter]

A simple response to that would be for me to activate the rockets in my sabatons, wouldn't you agree?

[wing_of_night]

...Guy troubles?

[catouttahell]

Yeah, but gravity still plays a part in that process doesn't it? Even when you're up in the air, gravity's still the boss otherwise you'd be somewhere around Pluto.

[catouttahell]

Like you wouldn't believe.

I swear he was just the figurative Son of Satan when I married him. ...I think.

[knowsbetter]

Yet I would still be manipulating it, using it for my own gain.

[catouttahell]

Yeah, but if somebody knocks out those rockets, you'll be face first in the dirt.

Manipulating isn't the same as controlling, ask any high school girl.

[knowsbetter]

I do not believe I used the word 'control'.

And while the two of us do not have much history battling one another, even you should know I have a contingency for any event.

1/2

[catouttahell]

Sure, but you have admit, Doom-ey, that there's always someone bigger and badder out there that not even your contingency plans can take down.

2/2 I'm sorry she's a brat

[catouttahell]

Squirrel Girl says hi, by the way.

Re: 2/2 I'm sorry she's a brat

[knowsbetter]

I beg to differ. Am I not known as the most dangerous and powerful man of our world? I just survived an encounter with a group of mad Celestials not too long ago. I have vivisected gods.

There is little that could even remotely pose a threat to Doom.

[radiantly]

And another fun-loving Patsy!

[wing_of_night]

If it makes you feel any better, I've had my share of relationship problems too. My fiancee left me at the altar when a demon showed up and did... something I'm not even sure what, and then had to go back to her home planet.

And that was just the first of my failed marriage attempts.

[catouttahell]

I froze over Hell and beat three, count it, three devils at their own game.

Backwards in high heels.

[catouttahell]

Count on it.

Say, we don't have any Dooms there by chance, do we?

[radiantly]

We totally do, thanks for reminding me.