Oh look, it's your ex-husband!

[catouttahell]

 No.

No.

Why.

No.

It wasn't a big deal before, but whoa nelly, is this the deal breaker of the century.  I mean, the only reason I would go willingly is to make sure he stays the heck away from Angie.

Aaaaaargh, just when I was ready to have a nice relaxing time there!  Maybe flirt with some other dimensional super-cuties, but nooooo.  Mister I'm the Son of Devil Everybody has to do what I say in my tiny leather pants shows up.  And before me!!

Worst thing ever.  You better get on that app, missy.

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[wing_of_night]

I hear ya. I know at least five people who have had amnesia or found out they were a clone or something.

Unfortunately, in our line of work, the lack of powers can turn into a liability. The only reason I get away with it is because I'm part of the League and pretty well connected. Hell, Superman is like an uncle to me.

[catouttahell]

Oh yeah, connections help a whole lot. I don't have quite as many to the big leagues after my brief stay in Hell.

Of course, the Hulk never was one to leave a forwarding address.

[wing_of_night]

I gotta say, I'll never understand how your world survives without an organization like the League. Makes the business safer for us, and the whole global surveillance thing makes spotting the next overly elaborate death trap so much faster.

[catouttahell]

We're better connected than you think! Do you know how many people have been in the Avengers? You guys got your families and we're one big slurry of teams within teams.