On the last meme he participated in - Canon is What's Your Number

[freelicks]

You know what? I never thought I'd say it, but it's official. I like you.

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[ambitious]

Congratulations, I think that puts you on a pretty short list.

[freelicks]

So it would seem.

[You are very pretty. Alas, even he has rules. High school and over only.]

[ambitious]

So what'd yours do that was so great.

(Luckily for you, Colin, she's a college graduate now. Unluckily for you, she has standards. Not exceptionally high ones, but standards nonetheless)

[freelicks]

I got laid. Big time.

[What the hell standards do you have that don't include ~this~? What else is there to want?]

[ambitious]

Wow, you're not easy at all.

(She likes guys who have a thought every once in a while that doesn't revolve around their dick. To start with)

[freelicks]

Hey, I was just in the bathroom minding my own business when she just happened to 'misread' the signs.

[So what if he was masturbating. You don't need to know that. And he totally has thoughts outside of his dick. It's just... not that much fun.]

[ambitious]

And so rather than correct her, your first thought was to sleep with her. You're quite the samaritan.

(No, you're right. She's so much happier being ignorant as to exactly what was happening in the bathroom. That's one visual she just doesn't need)

[freelicks]

[Colin just shrugs.]

Well I did, actually. She just locked the door behind her.

[See, this really isn't his fault.]

[ambitious]

(Well, it's nice to know that standards aren't such a big issue for him)

She sounds like a real winner, alright. I'm glad you two could find....happiness together. (For however long it took)

[freelicks]

[That unimpressed look so does not suit you. Smile! Life is great.]

I appreciate that, even from a stranger. You should go find some happiness yourself.

[His tone actually suggests he's not hitting on you, just looking out for your well-being!]

[ambitious]

(Just because she's unimpressed with you doesn't mean she's not happy, alright. She's just trying to go that whole independent route. It's's not working extremely well, but she's trying)

Thanks, but I'm happy enough as it is. Besides, I prefer mine to be a little cleaner than a public restroom

[freelicks]

[Okay look he tried really hard to not hit on you, he made it - ...how many comments? - But you gave him a really nice in right there and he's going to be the predictable one and take it.]

I have an apartment available too, all furnished and clean.

[His bed is super comfy, ngl. And there's beer in the fridge.]

[ambitious]

(The restraint is impressive, really. But you dideventually give in, and that just amuses the hell out of her. You know, underneath the disgust)

It's just a shame bathroom girl never got to see it. She's probably be moving in already.

[freelicks]

[You're not fun, Quinn. :C]

She did actually. Not the moving in part. She just got to see it.

[The thread is still on-going, they just got to his apartment. He's so special.]

[ambitious]

(Hey, she can still be fun. Just.....not with guys she doesn't know. Unless she's super drunk)

Just give it a little time.

(He says special, she says gross. Same thing, right?)

[freelicks]

[Let's not go there.]

No time needed, really.

[It was a no-question zone, no strings attached. The perfect kind of sex. And no those are not the same thing, Quinn. He's not gross.]

[ambitious]

(That's just how it works, unfortunately. Quinn + alcohol = horrible and potentially life ruining decisions)

Gee, was she just not "the one"?

(How about perverted? Will he accept perverted?)

This thread amuses me greatly.

[freelicks]

[Aww, that's cute.]

I'd prefer to not let there be a "the one".

[He can deal with perverted. He's pretty lax about things, all told.]

I'm having way too much fun with it.

[ambitious]

(Colin, you're inappropriately labeling things. Cute never really comes into play)

Really? I never would have guessed, bathroom trysts just screams "true romantic" to me.

(Him and every other guy she knows. What is it about Quinn that draws her to horndogs?)

[freelicks]

[Sure it does.]

...You know you're good at that sarcasm thing. Color me impressed.

[Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something.]

[ambitious]

(She fails to see it. Not that this is new. She tends to overlook a lot of things. Sometimes it's even on purpose)

What can I say? Some people just really bring out the best in me.

(That the world is full of pervs so she's clearly going to have to settle?)

[freelicks]

[It's okay, he can overlook a lot of things in the name of getting laid.]

Like your mundane? She sounds like a real trooper, to put up with all the best in you.

[Zing!]

I blame you entirely for the fact that I am now watching this movie

[ambitious]

(Sounds pretty much like every other male ever)

I think tolerates would be the best word to describe it. If the crap she tosses me into is any indication.

Best life decision. I happily take full responsibility

[freelicks]

[At least he's a gentleman, or moreso than most of the population, at the very least.]

What kind of crap? If you don't mind me asking.

Why is this cast so flawless? I mean really

[ambitious]

(She does not have enough proof to agree with that quite yet. Also? She's fairly certain gentlemen are extinct)

She seems to get this twisted enjoyment out of throwing me into these stupid meme things, but her favorites are the captivity ones or power play ones. It's a little creepy, actually.